My Mouth Ran Away/The Zinc Sink With the Kink in the Link Problem (feat. Alison Pill)

Mother Porpoise (Alison Pill) revives her rivalry with Meghan. Featuring two new stories, “My Mouth Ran Away,” a story about a rebellious mouth by Eleanor, an 11 year old from Japan, and “The Zinc Sink With The Kink In The Link Problem,” a rhyming tale about the weird solution to a weird problem, written by two brothers from Illinois named Bennet and Cillian. 

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Illustration by Camila Franklin

Original Stories

My Mouth Ran Away

by Eleanor, 6th grade, Japan

Once, my mouth ran away. Yep, it did. When that happened I was, well freaked out. Well, I was reading and well it ran away. I do not know how but it did. I was just reading a book about the body, on the page about the mouth. And it ran away. It felt weird. Like I couldn't talk, but it was the worse feeling. I dropped my book and ran after it, and guess where it hid? The lipstick shop. I ran there and found my mouth putting on LIPSTICK. I sneaked up on it and put my mouth on.How? I do not know but I did. I am not lying, Mom. I am so very serios
The End!

The Zinc Sink With A Kink In the Link Problem

by Bennet and Cillian, ages 8 and 10, Illinois

"“Oh no!” “my zinc sink has a kink in its link! Oh well, I hope I can fix it. I'm going to watch TV to pass the time,” “You will see the answer to today's problem on THE GAME SHOW THAT'S A GAME SHOW!”After this commercial break.”*KKKKKGGGHHHH*“Do you want to get your zinc sink fixed? maybe it has a kink in the link of the sink?”“yes! how did you know?” “then come to the zinc sink with a kink in the link fixers, call 804-718-0614, for us to fix your kinky linked zinc sinks”“Hey, that's a good idea! I’ll call them!”“RingRingrRingRingRingRing,”“Hi, I have a zinc sink that has a kink in its link needing fixed.”“OK that would be 1 Gazillion dollars.”“OK, I’ll pay them when they get the sink fixed.”“We'll send them over soon, bye."“Ding,Dong.” “Wow, that was fast!”“Hello,we’re here To fix your zinc sink with a kink in it’s link”“Ok, right this way, The sink sink with a kink in its link is down the hall into the right” “Okay, thanks. We will be there right away. You can just sit back, relax, and eat nachos on the couch. we will do the rest.”“But I don't have nachos! and that means I have to help you. I don't even know how to! And it's going to be boring and hard!”“Relax, giving people free nachos is part of our customer service application! Also, we give people free couches if they don't have a couch. Do you have a couch? “yes I do.” “Okay, here’s your nachos! We’ll get to work.”Lots of bangs and clangs and for some reason, meows, later.“Don't worry. We have really bad news,You Zinc sink with a kink in its link cannot be fixed. But, you can get a new one for 3 gazillion dollars.”“OK, Sold!”Lots more bangs and clangs and for some reason, meows and growls later,“OK,The new one is installed.”“ Great! Here’s your 3 gazillion dollars.” “Bye!” 1 hour later, “Wait!, I gave him four gazillion dollars!” “Sploosh,” “And the sink is broken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” The end!

Finding Purpose/The Gold Tiara/The Blog Story

Nimene searches for a new purpose. Featuring two new stories: “The Gold Tiara,” an epic fantasy tale about two kids who save the world from a dark power, written by Sydney, an 11-year-old from Delaware, and “The Blog Story,” about a high-pressure newsroom looking for their next big scoop, written by a 10-year-old from New Jersey named Mackenzie.

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Illustration by Camila Franklin

Original Stories

The Gold Tiara

by Sydney, age 11, Delaware

Once in the land of Filecity as the words of Ambrose the evil warlock said the Crutoke spell the golden tiara, that kept the entire land intact, shattered into 5 pieces she used her staff and scattered them all across the lands. One flew into the depths of the enchanted lake, one in the cave of the dragon, one into the eye of the cyclops, one into the wand of the town wizard, and one in the gem on the end of Ambose's staff. Across town Colette And Nathaniel are born. They don't know it yet but at that moment their destiny has been set. They must save the land of Felecity from its horrible fate. As Colette and Nathaniel grow they come to fully understand their purpose. Ambrose is aware of this. She knows that if Colette and Nathaniel obtain the pieces of the tiara she will be ruined. Colette and Nathaniel's parents have disappeared Ambrose is the culpret. Hiding in the shadows she plots her revenge. Colette and Nathaniel must collect the pieces, So placing monsters at the locations is the smartest thing to do to keep them from getting to them. Little by little Colette and Nathaniel battle and defeat the monsters while making friends as well as enimies along the way. once they collected all five pieces. They must do four more things: Find their parents, ride on the back of the knight's steed, collect an enchanted egg from the tree of power, and use it to do the fourth task: defeat Ambrose and put her rein to an end.Once and for all. THE END

Our adaptation of “The Gold Tiara” was written by Megan and Marcus Bagala, produced by Brendan O’Grady and associate produced by Marcus Bagala with vocal arrangements by Megan Begala and vocal direction by Jack Mitchell

The Blog Story

by Mackenzie, age 10, New Jersey

"Annie, do you have any more gossip to put in the newspaper?” Said Tommy, leaning back in his chair and looking around for papers. “No, I have nothing. New York is so boring right now. Nothing is happening.” “Annie we have to put something up.” “I know Tommy but I have literally nothing and I did tell the news crew to send me something if anything is happening so we can put it on our blog.” “Ok so we will get news to put on but it might not be for about 2 days,” “Ok well I will tell the crew to try to tell us sooner.” “Ok good cause fans are getting very unhappy.” Tommy decided to take a break and get a bite to eat. So he went to the sandwich house across the street, but when he was on line, one of the sandwiches came alive and it started distroying and trashing the place! But Tommy got away just in time because a bag of chips was just about to be thrown at him. Tommy ran to his office and told Annie but a minnie sandwich followed Tommy into the office and almost ate a computer and a toilet seat, but Annie and Tommy trapped him in the bathroom and one of Annie and Tommy business partners had to go to the bathroom and they did not realise it was their so it got stuck I the toilet and it got flushed. But Tommy and Annie did not realise it happened so they went back to work.“Hey Tommy, are we going to include that me and you almost got are office eaten by a sandwich in the blog?” “Yes, because fans can tell their friends to read our blog and they are going to love it and then start reading our blog.” Said Tommy running out of breath. “You are right I will get on that right now and do you have any pictures of the baby sandwich?” “ Yes I do, I will send them to you in a minute, let me just find them.” “Ok see you later,” said Annie“Ok Tommy I am all done with, Tommy what are you doing?” “ I am trying to sleep but you have to do the blog” “ I can’t because I am falling asleep and because I woke up at 4 am today.” Said tommy almost asleep. Ok I think you need some rest, come on let's go, you can finish tomorrow, ok” “ok” said Tommy asleep on the couch in the waiting room of their office. The next day Annie and Tommy got back to work on the blog. “Morning Tommy I got you a coffee from our favorite place, The Playground Store!!” Tommy and Annie screamed and started hysterically laughing. “Morning thanks for the coffee. I am so hyped up right now, but I think I am going to take all the energy and put it on my computer. “You are right,Iam going to do the same thing.” About a half and hour later Tommy and Annie were down! “Ok we are both done with the blog and we are going to post it to all our fans, in 3, 2, 1” (press) “we did it!” They both said with a lot of excitement in there vocies. When Annie and Tommy posted the blog, their fans went crazy about 758 people seeing it when they posted it! And for the longest time Annie and Tommy were famous!

Rockstar/The Creepy Weepy Dollhouse

Lee meets a spider. Featuring two new stories: “Rockstar,” a story about a mistaken identity that proves anyone can take center stage, by Olivia, a 10-year-old from Washington, and “The Creepy Weepy Dollhouse,” a spooky tale about a spooky house with a spooky name, written by an 8-year-old from North Carolina named Emery.

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Illustration by Camila Franklin

Original Stories

Rockstar

by Olivia, age 10, Washington

Once a pone a time there was a Man named Alex and he was a big fan of a rockstar.And one day he was going to the concert of that rockstar and he was just getting into his seat when a stage hand grabbed him by the arm and said Dave your late come quickly before Alex could say what he was rushed off with the stage hand before he knew it he was on stage he didn’t know what to do so he sang a song he had made up this is what it sound like I’m a rockstar I I I feel like a rockstar I I feel like a rockstar later after he was asked to come in to the managers office you did a great job Dave said the manager I am not Dave said Alex I’m Alex then where is the real Dave said Alex I think he might’ve been mistaken for me after I left I saw my mom grabbed someone who looked a lot like me they’re in for some trouble then say the manager and I look at permission if Dave can sing your song I just made it up said Alex well I think it’s a good song anyway said the manager thank you sir since Alex The manager called Alex‘s mom and told him what it happened my boy said Alex‘s mom always getting into trouble even When it’s not on purpose Alex was reunited with his mom and Dave went back to the concert and I guess that’s the end"

“Anyone Can Be A Rockstar” was written by Kristina Grosspietsch and Jack Mitchell and arranged and produced by Jack Mitchell. 

The Creepy Weepy Dollhouse

by Emery, age 8, North Carolina

Hey Sally where are you going alone over to Jackson’s OK but you better tell mom and dad first all right. Mom and dad I’m going over to Jackson‘s OK honey remember just don’t go into the creepy weepy doll house OK dad I love you I love you too
Hey Jackson oh hey Sally what you doing go to school oh which means we can’t hang out yeah sorry not today Sally OK bye bye hey can I walk to school with you Jackson sure wow Sally look there’s The creepy weepy doll house let’s go in oh sorry Jackson my mom and dad said I can’t go in there how come I don’t know let’s go in fine Jackson hi there ahhh Who said that just me who’s me well my name is boo ahhhh happens all the time what’s your name Jackson and Sally can you say wanna be best friends sure OK let’s go play on the trampoline all right OK
Hey honey you didn’t go into the creepy baby doll house did you actually I did what the end