The Story of King Pineapple/Stonecliffs! (feat. Abby Trott)

The Story Pirates meet an underground restaurateur (Abby Trott) who serves a rare delicacy. Featuring two new stories: “The Story of King Pineapple,” the story of a disposed royal who must reclaim their birthright from an evil farmer, written by Chloe and Iris, two sisters from California, and “Stonecliffs!”, a story about a kingdom with too much cake, written by two siblings from Singapore named Lyra and Ralph.

Scroll down for the original stories behind the episode!

Illustration by Camila Franklin

The Story of King Pineapple

by Chloe and Iris, age 10, California

Once upon a time there was little pineapple who grew up on a tropical island. Every day on the island he loved to play with his BFF Hamilton the Pig. But one day the Evil Farmer harvested him and forced him to leave the island so he could marry the Queen Pineapple. After 50 years of being King, ruling a kingdom and starting a band called "The Pina Cooladas" he decided he would go on a great journey to find his home island.
So he grabbed his backpack and started this epic journey! First he flew across the desert in his diamond helicopter, then he sailed the Pacific Ocean in his ultimate deluxe luxury yacht, finally he drove in his purple and blue sports car through Mount Everest. Then he arrived at his home at last! There he found his friend Hamilton the Pig and they became Super Spies with nunchucks. They defeated the Evil Farmer together and told him to not act like he's the king when the real king was King Pineapple!

Stonecliffs!

by Lyra, age 12 and Ralph, age 9, Singapore

In a village not far from here, lived a king and his son. The king was tired and old so he decided that his son would be the new ruler of his empire.

“ Son, you are a great young man and I hope you grow up with a happy satisfying life. I now pronounce you the new king of Stonecliffs !” The king passed his crown to his son, Jack.

As the kingdom clapped, loudly, reporters ran right towards the new king and started asking him questions. “ Will there be a new rule put in place for this kingdom?”
“Yes! Yes there will be,” replied Jack. “ All of us, the subjects, royalty, EVERYONE has to eat cake ONLY”

The reporters stared at him. “ Only eat cake?!”
“ You heard me!”

And so like the new king wanted, everyone started eating cake for Breakfast, Lunch and dinner. By the second month everyone was sick of it. Well everyone but the king. Jack loved cake no matter how many times he’s eaten it.

“ IM SICK OF CAKE!” said Lizzie the baker. “ It’s all I bake and eat!” Lizzie’s been the Kingdoms baker for twelve years now.

“ Hey! Baker!” Whispered a man wearing a black cape who looked mysterious. “ Got any… fruits?”
Lizzie looked stunned. “ We can only eat cake, mouse brain!”

“ I know but I’m sick of it! Please I’m sure you have some!”the man held out ten dollars in his hands.
“ F-fine but this is just between you and me!” She snatched the money and gave his a red apple.

Ever since the mysterious man visited Lizzie with money, gold, once even a diamond for just one fruit. “ How do you have so much money?!” Asked Lizzie’s staring at the huge amount of money the man gave her. After a loud cough, the man replied with a long stare. And a cough again, almost falling over. “ carful!” said Lizzie. “ I-I’m fine,” the man said.

“ Hey, Backer! I’ll take a chocolate cake for lunch please!” a subject said. Lizzie turned around,” coming right up!” When she went to look back for the man she realised he was running off. “OUCH!” He yelled. Suddenly his cape fell of revealing the ex king. “ Your the- the-“ Lizzie exclaimed. “L-let’s take this inside,” said the ex king.

“ I’m tired of cake it’s gotten my sick literally!” Exclaimed the ex king, Jax. “ But why don’t you tell your son?” Asked Lizzie. “ It will break him! He loves this new rule!” Exclaimed the king, coughing. “ Well if you don’t do anything about it you’ll get more and more sick!” Lizzie said.
“ Oh but he would-“
“ please. For you and the kingdom!”
Jax nodded and ran off towards the castle.

“ Son this has to stop!” He barked running into the castle. “What?!” Asked Jack. “ Wait, son I’m catching my breath….”after a moment of silence,” You need to stop this cake rule! I’m getting sicker and sicker b- by the day because all I eat is c-cake!” Coughed Jax.
“ But!”
“NO BUTS, SON! Please have some sense for once! “
After some debate in Jack’s head he agreed.
“ Fine, I guess no more eating cake every day and every meal.”
Jax smiled and thanked his son.
“ But we shall still have cake on birthdays!” Exclaimed Jack. “ sure,” replied his great full father.


* Five years later*

“ What’s for lunch mummy?”
“ a salad, hun.”
“ Ew why can’t we just have cake?!”
“ I don’t think you’d want that now,Pearl.”
“ knock, knock~”

Some food might seem delicious at first but once you have it too much you’d get sick of it.

“ Oh dad! That knock, knock thing is so over!”
“ Jack! It’s never over!”
“Mummy, who are these people?”

“ Lizzie?! Your a mother?!”
“ that’s right, Jax!”
“Who’s the lucky guy~”

“ Oh your the king!”
“ This is my daughter, Pearl.”

That is what this kingdom learnt in less thank a year.

“ So, I brought cake! Who wants it?@
“Jack! No!”

The end

Story Spark

Lyra and Ralph, who wrote “Stonecliffs!" are presenting this week's Story Spark!

Write us a story about a town, city, or kingdom that gets a new rule. Tell us what the rule is, who made the rule, and why they made the rule? Most of all, do people follow the new rule? Why or why not?

Roll Call Stories

The Day When the Bus Drivers Didn’t Pick Up the Kids

by Arthur, age 9, Connecticut

Eddie and Arthur were waiting one morning for the bus #10,000 to take them to Hopewell School. Mr. Bobby didn't see them. They ran to Arthur's place to watch the news on TV about bus drivers. All over, Connecticut, bus drivers did not pick up kids for school! They were grumpy! Eddie and Arthur yelled, "Stop! Stop!" But it didn't work. Arthur made cookies! He made a bow-and-cookie launcher. It worked! Mr. Bobby stopped and drove them to school. Yay! Yay!

Click to download story with illustration.

The Sloth, once upon a time!

by Gwen, age 8, UK

There was a sloth and he had a suspicos caritor. Won day he saw a wardrobe and he slowly climd in he sow 2 buttons and he pressed 1 and the wardrobe started to shake and then shake and then it stopped and sloth cimed out of it and hi apierd to be In a town cuald wakrima and it was bussy and he went in to a shop and asked the shop kipper for a ice cream and the shop kipper sede
Over ther on the left ,so sloth looked on the left and HI SAW HOTCOCLET
So he bort it and asked how much is it ,the shop kipper sed free so sloth worked out then the shop kipper sed WHER IS MY MONE oooooo sloth sed hirs som money waw this is confusing One apon a TIme.

The Flying Christmas Trees

by Rosie, age 5, Colorado

Once upon a time there were two sisters. One was seven and one was eight. They went to buy a Christmas tree for their mommy and daddy.
They took it home and decorated it. And when they were done decorating everything it was bedtime.
Both of the little girls but they didn’t know their Christmas tree was magical. As soon as everyone was asleep, the Christmas tree came alive.
It talked to find the right way into space. It asked questions of the other Christmas trees. It was hard. But at least there was one Christmas tree who knew how to get to space.
And when one Christmas tree went into space, the rest of them did too. This was at midnight so you’ll never see it. But if you did stay up until midnight it might happen. So you might want to try it.
They circled and swooped around planets. If you were a Christmas tree you will love doing it.
The planet they loved the most was Jupiter. The red dot and storms - they were cool. Well, it’s worth it. When you have a Christmas tree you might want to stay outside until midnight to see if it happens to you. And when your Christmas tree floats out the door, grab a space helmet and grab the tree.
The trees brought everything they could turn into ornaments back from space.
The end

The Tri Baby Tournament

by Patrick, age 8, and Nico, age 5, Massachusetts

Once upon a time, there were three baby kingdoms. The names of the kingdoms were:
Bubbinshire, Babyton, and Gagaland. King Jack and Queen Taylor ruled Bubbinshire. King
Max and Queen Alexis ruled Babyton. King Mango and Queen Dingding ruled Gagaland.
Once every year, a Tri Baby Tournament would be held amongst the baby lands and the
three kingdoms would compete in a magnificent tournament of abilities.

The Kings competed with the other Kings and the Queens competed with the other
Queens. The first way the Kings and Queens would compete was by seeing who could get
the highest in the air. The second way that they would compete is by seeing who was the
strongest. The third way they would compete was to see who was the fastest. And finally,
a tie breaker would be a battle with baby weapons. This is a story about the Tri Baby
tournament of 2022.

For the first competition of getting the highest in the air, the babies could use any of
their baby weapons. King Jack used his jackhammer as a pogo stick to launch himself into
the air. He flew 200 feet high with his pogo stick. King Max used his ax to bang himself
right off the ground. It didnt work very well. He only got 50 feet. King Mango used his
super sucking power to suck himself all the way to the moon. He clearly got the highest
because nothing is higher than the moon in babyland, so he won.

The Queens also put on a magnificent performance of jumping following the Kings. Queen
Alexis used her sticky X balls to get 200 feet high. She threw them into mid air where
they stuck to the sky and pulled her up to the clouds. Queen Dingding used her super
strong leg jumping power to jump 300 feet into the air. Queen Taylor used her super long
tail rope to lasso herself to the moon. And again, nothing is higher than the moon in baby
land, so she won.

The strength competition was perhaps the most pure show of abilities because the babies
couldn’t use any of their baby weapons, only their own strength. The queens always went

first in the strength competition. First up was Queen Alexis. Queen Alexis used her strong
arm muscles to lift up a whole school that weighed 18,000 pounds and threw it into the sky.
Next Queen Dingding used her super strong legs to kick a shed that weighed 1,000 pounds
all the way up a hill. Finally, Queen Taylor used her super strong elbows to body check a
2,000 pound cow and send it rolling down the road. Queen Alexis won.

Next was the battle of the Kings’ strengths. King Mango went first. King Mango wasn’t very
strong. He used his weak little arms to lift a 100 pound shed and barely threw it 20 feet.
King Max on the other hand had very powerful fists. He punched a 2,000 pound cow
halfway to the moon. King Jack was the strongest king of all though. His mighty arms
picked up a 100,000 pound skyscraper and threw it all the way to the moon! King Jack had
clearly won.

Lastly, was the speed round. It was another competition where none of the babies could
use baby weapons. All the kings and queens raced one at a time on the same quarter mile
track. King Max ran the track in 4 minutes, which wasn’t very fast for a baby. King Jack
went second and ran it in 2 ½ minutes. Impressive, but still not that fast. King Mango went
last and ran faster than both of them, clocking in at 1 minute flat! Next up the Queens
took their shot. Queen Taylor went first and ran the quarter mile as fast as King Max, 4
minutes. Queen Dingding went second and she tied with King Jack at 2 ½ minutes. Queen
Alexis ran last and won fastest of the queens, finishing her quarter mile at 1 ½ minutes.

All the babies had won one round each, so that meant there had to be a tie breaker to
determine the winner of the Tri Baby Tournament....the big Tri Baby Battle! This was the
most exciting battle of all because it had the most action. All the babies were allowed to
use their baby weapons in the Baby Battle making for an impressive and wild show. The
baby battle was held in the big gorge between all three baby kingdoms. Nearly 5,000 fans
came from all three kingdoms to watch the showdown. Most people were rooting for
Bubinshire because it was the biggest kingdom and King Jack was quite popular among the
people for his cute looks. The second favored kingdom was Babyton, mostly because a lot
of people thought that Queen Alexis had a really cool name. The least popular kingdom was
Gagaland because the names of the King and Queen were kind of silly and they weren’t
very good looking either.

The tournament began and the crowd went wild! Queen Alexis started off by throwing her
X balls but Queen Dingding used her shield to block them and the X balls shot right back

at Queen Alexis. Queen Alexis was out of the competition. King Jack sauntered in next and
challenged Queen Dingding with his jackhammer. Using the most powerful setting on his
jackhammer, he pointed it directly at Queen Dingding’s shield and knocked it right out of
her hands. She was out. King Max grabbed his mighty ax and came running at King Jack. He
swung his ax at King Jack but at the same time King Jack turned his jackhammer right at
King Max. King Jack’s jackhammer was too powerful for King Max’s ax and broke it right in
half. King Max ran off crying. Now he would have to make a new ax now! Queen Taylor and
King Mango now both entered the ring, and Jack stepped aside,. If Queen Taylor or King
Jack won, Bubinshire would win! The crowd was in full uproar! King Mango rapid fired
mangoes at Queen Taylor, but Queen Taylor dodged them. Using her tail ropes, she wound
up and whacked his mangos right out of the gorge. King Mango was out. BUBINSHIRE HAD
WON and the reward was an ancient butt cheek. Mr Diaper, the manager of the Tri Baby
Tournament presented the ancient butt cheek to Queen Taylor and King Jack. Bubinshire
became well known around the whole world as a kingdom with strong, fast, and high jumping
records.

The End.