The Monkey and the Ice Skates/Tissues (feat. Paul Scheer)

Illustration by Camilla Franklin

Illustration by Camilla Franklin

The Story Pirates welcome their old pal Franklin (Paul Scheer) to the ship. Wait. Do we even know a Franklin? Featuring two new stories: “The Monkey and the Ice Skates,” an ode to NPR about the very first primate ever to hit the ice, written by Pacifica, a 9 year old from North Carolina, and “Tissues,” a poetic tale of patience and belonging, written by an 8 year old from Massachusetts named Noah. 

The Monkey and the Ice Skates

by Pacifica, age 9, North Carolina

Once upon a time there was a monkey who had a dream the dream was to be a famous ice skater her friends and parents thought it was a great idea but the zookeeper didn't. She got ice skates but she can not have ice in her enclosure. So that night she snuck out to live with the penguins but she got caught she tried two more times but she got caught every time so the zookeeper's finley give in and got her a room with ice in it and frozen trees all the other monkeys wanted to try so they all got ice skates.

Tissues

by Noah, age 8, Massachusetts

I sit here all day/waiting to be in the trash/I have no friends/but I will / if I'm in the trash. /the trash/the trash/the trash/I know someone/who lives in the trash/oh, that trash/it sounds like fun/but no one ever uses me/because I'm at the bottom./It's cozy/but it's sad/ the trash/the trash/the trash/I want to/be/in /the/beautiful/trash.

 
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“The Beautiful Trash” from our adaptation of “Tissues” was written by Caroline Reedy, arranged by Jack Mitchell and produced by Joel Esher


 
 

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