Mr. Chuggy and Me/The Zero-annaire

The Story Pirates forget Rachel’s birthday, so she escapes to Jellyfish Village and meets a very familiar jellyfish popstar. Featuring two new stories: “Mr. Chuggy and Me,” a story about a girl who wishes for perfection and is surprised by what she gets, written by Jane, a 9 year old from Maryland and “The Zero-annaire,” the strange tale of a boy who wins the zero dollar lottery, written by a 7 year old from California named Freddy.

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Original Stories

Mr. Chuggy and Me

by Jane, age 9, Maryland

Once upon a time there was a girl named Emily. Emily was not content with her life.Whenever she wanted to do something, her friends would goof off and giggle a lot. One night her friends wouldn’t listen to her at al. After school, she ran up to her room and she cried into her pillow. Then, she heard a voice.

What would you like?

She looked up.

It was a man, wearing princess clothes with a wand.

Who are you she said.

He said, I am your fairy godmother, Mr. Chuggy.

Can you help me with my problem? Said Emily.

Why yes, what is it?

I don’t know, my friends keep goofing off. I kind of wish that there was a world where I could go to where everyone was perfect. But, it was still the same world, with my same mom and dad, and my same friends Bella and Annie, except they were perfect.

 

OK, said Mr. Chuggy, consider it done.

And with a flick of his wand, there was a doorway in her room.

She said to Mr. Chuggy, Thank you , and she stepped through.

She entered a valley. It was perfect on each side. The apples were all juicy and the same exact size.

She walked into town and there were friends.

Hi, said Bella.

Hi said Annie.

Then Bella told a joke . It was really funny. Annie laughed only for a little . ha ha ha.I”

I (Emily) could not stop Laughing.

They looked at me strangely. What’s wrong with you said Annie.

Nothing is wrong with me.

Oh well.

We continued our day.

Annie and Bella and I stopped by Annies house and got jump ropes. I stumbled and fell a little bit when I was jumproping. Annie and Bella looked at me.

 I don’t know, maybe you should go to the main building and get reprocessed Said Annie.

You are not acting very perfect said Bella.

I don’t want to be reprocessed, whatever that means, I like myself.

Well you have to because you are not being perfect at all. We are taking you to the main building

No no no I said. 

Just then Mr. Chuggy swooped in. He flew me out and thru the door.

Wooh. I said that was scary.

I know, said Mr. Chuggy, it was for me to.

I said well, I guess I learned that nobody is perfect and I like my friends the way they are.

The End.

The Zero-annaire

by Freddy, age 7, California

Once upon a time there was a man who won THE ZERO dollar lottery. and he got 91 RATS and a cardboard box mansion with a cardboard stable filled with another lot of 91 RATS and he fed them ham with cheese and carrots And a puddle swimming pool filled with possums and 91 RATS And...a...cardboard box ferrari with 1000 RAAAAAAAATs and he was happy with 1273 rats but he realised the rats were intelligent Nerd rats with nerd glasses and a home made smart phones and pet pineapple called Thomas and thomas shouts IMA PINEAPPLE treat the end