Alfred and the Broken Cup/Princess Lemon and the Tennis Tournament (feat. Kate Micucci)

Baby With a Moustache runs into her estranged sister, Toddler With a Goatee (Kate Micucci). Featuring two new stories: “Alfred and the Broken Cup”, a story about a man who goes to great lengths to fix a leak, written by a 2nd grader from New York named Alfred, and “Princess Lemon and the Tennis Tournament”, a story about enterprising young Princess who uses her tennis excellence to make a sour process awfully sweet, written by an 8 year old from Arizona named Norah. Peter and Lee also read more stories written by kids in the latest installment of Story Love.

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Alfred and the Broken Cup

by Alfred, 2nd grade. New York

Once there was a cup of coffee. This is a cup of coffee. It is brown coffee. It tastes like chocolate. Oh no! The cup broke!" Alfred said.
“My coffee is dripping out! Help!” Alfred will save the coffee! “I will fix the cup!" Alfred tries to tape the cup. It does not work. The coffee is dripping. Alfred puts the cup in a bag. It does not work. The coffee is dripping. Alfred tries to put the cup on a chocolate bar. It does not work. The coffee is dripping. Alfred decided he is thirsty. He drinks the coffee. Alfred says, “This is not coffee! It is hot chocolate!
DEEEEIICIOUS!”

The End.

Princess Lemon and the Tennis Tournament

by Norah, age 8, Arizona

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess named Princess Lemon. She and everyone in the Lemon Kingdom absolutely loved lemons. But she always felt like something was missing.

Princess Lemon was sweet and kind and nice and beautiful. And sometimes silly when no one noticed. But everyone else in the Lemon Kingdom was so sour all the time. She dreamed of finding someone sweet. Princess Lemon decided to host a tennis tournament (because she loved tennis so much.) She invited every man in her kingdom and all the nearby princes. If one of them could beat her, she would marry him! The tournament brought people from all over the world, including Prince Onion, Prince Radish, Prince Sugar, Prince Potato, and Prince Taco. Even a cute dog named Rufus came to chase all the tennis balls at the tournament! The tournament went on all day. Finally only Prince Radish and Prince Sugar were left battling to see who would go up against Princess Lemon. Prince Radish broke his tennis racket! He was really mad! Prince Sugar gave him his backup tennis racket. Princess Lemon realized that Prince Sugar was really sweet and nice! Prince Sugar beat Prince Radish! Now it was time to play Princess Lemon! He brought her a beautiful bouquet of sugar cane. That was so nice. Princess Lemon tried a little sugar and thought “that’s the thing that’s missing!” Princess Lemon and Prince Sugar played an epic game of tennis. Princess Lemon won! Everyone was amazed at her tennis skills. Prince Sugar was devastated because he really wanted to marry Princess Lemon! But Princess Lemon had realized that Prince Sugar was what she was looking for all along! He was very sweet. She said “I’ll marry you anyway!” She had given his sugar cane bouquet to her chef who made the most amazing lemon bars she ever had! Prince Sugar was overjoyed! They planned an amazing wedding! Princess Lemon wore lemons on her wedding dress and Prince Sugar wore sugar cubes on his suit. Their wedding favors were cups of lemon slices and sugar cubes. But then it rained! Oh no! Everyone thought the day was ruined and their kingdoms would never be united. The wedding favors were filling up with rain too! But Princess Lemo took a sip of the rainwater. It was the best thing ever! Everyone tried it and rejoiced! They called it lemonade and became the Lemonade Kingdom. King Sugar and Queen Lemon lived happily ever after!

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The Rolling Restaurant

by Beth, age 6, Canada

Once upon a time, there was a girl and she liked to go to restaurants. One time when she was in one of her many restaurants, she felt some bumping. And then she felt some wobbling. But then, she looked out the window and she saw that the restaurant had wheels!

She went to the front of the restaurant where you order your food, and saw that there was a steering wheel. He didn’t even notice her. It was zooming through the town!

And that’s why you should never go to a restaurant unattended that doesn’t have an outside.

The end.

3 Broken Heros

by Ronan, age 9, Connecticut

There were 3 weird birds. 1 had no wings, another had a roller coaster hat and the last one was a baby bird that created the world. They wanted to become knights, but they were untrained. To train they battled the furniture god Mr. Garlic Guy. They defeated him on the 732nd try. Then a giant piano with wings came to the village. He was also made by an evil scientist named Bob who came from piano planet. They used their new onion shredders to defeat the giant piano. He was defeated then all the birds had a pizza party.

PS. the bird with a roller coaster hat's name was 3, the one with no feather's name is Broken, and the baby that made the world's name is Hero's.

Skeleton Man + Key Lime Pie

by Margot, age 8, North Carolina
Once there was an SM. You can guess what that is! He was made of yogurt. It was made of key lime pie. He had all the tech. He had a watch that was so high tech you couldn't even blink when you saw it. Once he made a maid robot helper. She does anything even fly and barf out rainbows and shoot fire. One day he was spooked. The maid was evil! She got a big black castle and lived in it. She became a vampire and eated only one thing. Hairy yodels! Then moo moo man the super hero cow defeated her. Then the whole thing happened 100000000000000000 more times. Everyone now eats lo-lontinotas aka potatoes. The end.