Written by a 8 year old from Tennessee named Nathan.
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Super Ant
by Nathan, age 8, Tennessee
Hi there, my name is Paxton, and I'm gonna tell you about the time I met the Super Ant. It all started on an average Saturday morning when I wanted some pie.
Paxton: Hey Mom, can I have some pie?
Mom:Sure hun, I'm just cooking it… uh….? There's an ant on my pie.
Super Ant:Have no fear, Miss Paxton's mom, for I am Super Ant! What is your problem?
Mom:Well, Super Ant, I believe you've come to the wrong house, for me and my son Paxton have no problem.
Super Ant:Or do you?? Check the bathroom.
(Creeeak. Super ant runs away and comes back real quick.)
Paxton: I just came out of it. Nothing wrong in there.
Super Ant:I can sense that there is a criminal stealing stuff from the bathroom at the moment, so you didn't see him, Paxton.
Mom:Okay, let's go! (Pause). Oh, Super Ant you're right! The toilet is
missing!
Paxton: wait Super Ant did you always have a toilet on your back?
Super Ant: Fine you caught me, but you still gotta catch me! (Open the door, close door)(panting out of breath and running away).
Paxton: Hang on he’s an ant. He’s fast compared to his size, but slow in comparison to people.
Mom: Oh yeah, got ya super Ant.
Super Ant: fine but I still got away with a piece of bread!
Super Ant: The… (panting and running) … end… (panting running, panting running panting, running, panting running).
Story Love Stories
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The Weird Skyscraper
by Dylan, age 8, UK
Hello,
I’m a capybara
Specifically, one that sells skyscrapers.
Anyway, I had a wild day today
So..
I had a customer come in today. He said he selled computers, but he had a metallic look. Anyway, he said he wanted the empire state building. I thought that was a normal idea until he offered me the best deal ever.
A LITERAL ORANGE!
No, your ears aren’t deceiving you.
A plump, juicy, fresh orange. Picked straight from Spain an sent in a frigate plane.
You know what I had to say...
Yes, big yes, lots of yes, happy yes.
So, I hit the airport and booked myself a first-class seat on Capy-air-a. The airline for capybaras. Obviously.
So, I calmly removed the skyscraper
Like it was an everyday thing, of course.
But then what I found under was better than what you humans call “chocolate”
You guessed it, ORANGES!
And the only logical thing to do was to...
Nomm nomm (mouth full) oh, sorry. (Gasp!)
I dropped It! Oh well, here I am, skyscrapers falling everywhere and nyc in destruction.
You know what to do,
Fly all the way back to cardiff, the capital, reclaim my sweet orange and eat 18 pounds of beef.
Great.
Too Many Dogs
by Lorelai, age 6, Canada
The Goose Mayor
by Rory, age 9, Georgia
There was a talking goose who ran for mayor and won. The goose was very smart. He was a house pet in the town of Waterville. When the goose was elected, he made sure everyone had an indoor pool.
