Rolo and Baby With a Mustache make funny bumper stickers. Featuring two new stories: “The Attack of the Dino Nuggets”, a story about a magic juice box that causes everyone’s favorite lunch food to grow huge, written by Zach, a 12 year old from Colorado, and “The Case of the Missing Art”, a story a museum heist with a twist that you have to hear to believe, written by an 8 year old from Washington, D.C. named Nigel. Peter and Lee also read more stories written by kids in the latest installment of Story Love.
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Original Stories
The Attack of the Dino Nuggets
by Zach, Age 12, Colorado
One day I was eating Dinosaur chicken nuggets and I accidentally spilled some magic juice box (MJB). The MJB splashed on the dino nuggets on the plate and the dino nuggets started to grow first 1 foot then, 5 ft then, 20 ft and then 60 ft then it came to life their mouths were dripping with ketchup then the dino nuggets all ran into the backyard oh no what did I do
(In the backyard)
What can I do? They are destroying my backyard Dad! Mom! I spilled the MJB on dino nuggets. (Dad) Oh no not again. (Mom) what should we do? (kid) I know to the lab
(The next day at the lab)
We made it. We finally did it. We made a super potion now to drink it. Bark! Hey! give that back, don't drink it, Benson!!! (sounds of drinking) wow Benson you can fly now hey you are super dog. Suddenly, the TV turned on, breaking news giant dinosaur nuggets are attacking the city time to go super dog to the city
(At the city)
let's do this, benson laser eyes (pew pew) “AHHHH!” screamed the dinosaur nuggets. “Run!” not so fast super dog attack.The dog is eating us noooooo. We did it super dog. “hey its the Mayor Banana pants” Great job super dog, We all thank you for saving our city from the Monstrous chicken nuggets. burp! That was good, Hey! you can talk Benson um……. The End (Benson!)
The Case of the Missing Art
by Nigel, age 8, Washington, DC
One day at the Swellville Museum, a thief crashed through a window (sound of glass shattering). The guard on duty gets suspicious and comes towards the noise—only to get trapped in a nacho cheese pit!!
Thief: “Catch ya later, Chip”
Guard: “That’s not my name”
Thief: “You sure look like a Chip to me cheesehead”
As he grabs the Mona Lisa and jumps out of the museum window into the night. The next morning Sheriff Rex (the dog detective) pays a visit to the museum after hearing that 90% of the art was gone from the museum.
Sheriff Rex: What happened here?
Guard: Mff meit moje mar mat (with his mouth covered in nacho cheese)
Sheriff Rex: Huh? (scratching his head before licking the cheese off the guards mouth)
Guard: I said the thief stole even more art
Sherriff Rex: Gasped “How?!
Guard: I don’t know , but I have a plan…psst pssst psssst (the guard whispers in Sheriff Rex’s ear)
By morning the thief was being interrogated by Sheriff Rex and the guard confessing his crime.
Thief: Yeah I did it (he said with a sad voice)…I only did it because I wanted attention and to make new friends.
Sheriff Rex: That’s no excuse, but I get how hard it can be to make new friends. (tears in his eyes)
“Yeah!!” said 99% of the people listening outside. Then the guard appeared and hit everyone with liquid nitrogen and helped the thief out, freeing him.
Thief: The Art Thief strikes again MWAHAHA (cackles the thief and guard together)
THE END
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Story Love Stories
Scroll down to read the original stories or watch Peter, Lee, and special guest Nimene read them and react below:
The Unicorn That Puts Her Jammies on in the Night and in the Morning
by Eva, age 5, Wisconsin
Dirty Time
by Liam, age 8, Pennsylvania
Mustard Ice Cream
by Alaska and Calliope, age 9, Tennessee
Once there was a girl named Jewel and her mornings always started the same way…”Ah good morning Gemma, my flying caticorn. Let's see whats on the news” said jewel. “This just in” said the news person “mustard ice cream is STILL the biggest thing on the planet. “Hurry gemma” said jewel “we have to get mustard ice cream before it sells out like it always does!”. So she and Gemma, the flying caticorn, went to the mustard ice cream store. When they got there not only was it sold out but they had raised the price to 100 dollar cents (it's 100 cents and 100 dollars at the same time). Jewel was very sad that her and gemma the caticorn could never get mustard ice cream. So when they got home they decided to make a plan. If they couldn't get mustard ice cream anywhere on their planet they would go to every planet ever until they got some. So they started their journey. First they went to Gemma's home planet called snuffleufugus where Gemma communicated with the other flying caticorns; they only had PICKLE ice cream there. They tried pickle ice cream but they just knew that it wasn't as good as mustard ice cream. Next they went to planet dollmania where they were only dolls who told them that everyone on their planet hated ice cream. Finally they went to planet mustopolis and they had all the mustard ice cream that had sold out on their planet and they were selling it for 500 dollar cents. So they stole it. And ate it allllllll. The next day they had a big tummy ache
THE END
