In part 2 of our season finale, the Evil Robot Story Pirates attempt to destroy imagination and creativity once and for all. Featuring two new stories: “Coco’s Crazy Schedule”, a song about a hot cocoa-loving axolotl who stays extremely busy, written by Ethan, a 10 year old from Indiana, and “The Advice Toilet", a story about a wise toilet whose talents take them all the way to Broadway and beyond, written by a 10 year old from a 10 year old from Illinois named Ellie. Also featuring a brand new edition of Story Love with Lee and Peter.
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Original Stories
Coco’s Crazy Schedule
by Ethan, age 10, Indiana
Coco the axolotl woke up at 11:00 this morning. He went to his calendar to do his daily routine and it read: get out of bed at 11:00, drink breakfast coco ,run 8,000 miles, drink lunch coco, take a nap for two minutes, drink dinner coffee, go to bed, and repeat. So he drank his coco and started running. When he saw a truck that said "Sugary ice cream!” Coco got sidetracked and ran inside the truck.[Bang! Squeak! Boom! Crash!] At last, he finally got an ice cream! [nom nom nom] “Yum!” he said as he gobbled up the ice cream. After that he forgot[or he just didn’t want to] to do the rest of his 7999 miles so as expected… he had a sugar rush.Coco ran so fast he ran 10000000000000000000000000000000 miles, and in Coco’s world that is equal to 1000 laps around the world! Then he drank lunch coco and didn’t take a nap. Then that's when he saw it. 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 doughnuts. [he ate them all]. Then he had the biggest sugar rush! He was so CRAZY!!![8 min later] “Um at least I don’t have a sugar rush anymore.” [he blew up the universe]...
The End
The Advice Toilet
by Ellie, age 10, Illinois
Dude: Yeah! I’m a kid named Dude! Now, I have to go to the bathroom, so here I go! Hello toilet!
Toilet: Hello!
Dude: Wha wha wha!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Toilet: Dude, you need more fibers.
Dude: Ew! Man, no!
Toilet: Also, FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, KEVIN!
Dude: Uh, my name is not Kevin. It’s Dude.
Toilet: OHHHHHHHHH. That still doesn’t make sense.
Dude: Oh. Well…… I don’t know if I can change my name.
Toilet: You can do anything you set your mind to!
Dude: Um, what?
Toilet: Nevermind.
People: Kid, are you done? This is a public bathroom and you have been in there for 3 hours. There is a line outside the door!
Dude: Oh. Well, bye,Toilet.
Toilet: Ok. Just, remember: CHOOSE YOUR OWN PATH!!!!
Dude: Yeesh, I will. Out of this bathroom!
Person: Who were you talking to?
Dude: Ugh, the advice-giving toilet. So annoying.
Person: Really? That’s great! I NEED ADVICE!
Dude: Oh. Well, help yourself.
Person: I gotta tell EVERYBODY!
Everyone’s phone: ADVICE GIVING TOILET! IN THE TOILET! COME NOW!
Dude: Wow! In 3 seconds, a thousand people shoed up in this line! Well, I… guess the toilet is…. Famous now.
Toilet: I’m famous now!
Person: Hey, come with me to broadway!
Toilet: Uh, OK!
(ON BROADWAY)
Toilet: Wow, I’m on broadway! Time to start giving advice! You! You need to focus on yourself only! You! You need to stay calm! Sigh. I’m getting bored of this. Uh, you. You need to be yourself.
Person: Hey, are you ok, toilet?
Toilet: No.
Person: Well, you just keep going! People love you! Wow, soon I will be famous, too! I’m awesome.
Toilet: Ok, I guess I’ll give more advice.
Adult: I’m next! It’s me! GIVE ME ADVICE!
Toilet: Ok, sheesh. Um, you need to be more self sufficient.
Adult: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Toilet: Oh, I don’t know.
Adult: AWESOME!
Toilet: Sigh.
Kid: Um, I think I’m next.
Toilet: Yeah, I guess. Um, your advice is to….
Kid: Follow your dreams, Kevin?
Toilet: Sure, yeah, wait. That was the first advice I gave to….
Dude: Me. Dude.
Toilet: Dude! I missed ya, buddy!
Dude: Yeah. I guess me too. So, what are you gonna do for your life?
Toilet: I’m going to….. RUN FOR MAYOR!
Dude: Wow! Ok, you do that!
Toilet: Yay!
THE END
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Story Love Stories
Scroll down to read the original stories or watch Peter, Lee, and special guest Nimene read them and react below:
Barnaby the Super Dog
by Madison, age 9, Georgia
Once upon a time there was a dog named Barnaby but he was not a normal dog because he had jetpack paws. He lived in a house made of waffles and the roof was a giant strawberry.
One day Barnaby was hungry so he ate the chimney (which was a chocolate bar). Then he accidentally pressed the red button on his paw and ZOOM!! He flew into outer space. He saw a moon made of green cheese and a robot named Beep-Boop who was crying because he lost his screwdriver.
Barnaby gave the robot a bone and the robot said "thanks" and gave Barnaby a laser sword. Then they fought a giant space taco that was trying to eat the stars. Barnaby used his jetpack to fly inside the taco and put extra spicy salsa on it so the taco sneezed and flew all the way to Mars.
Then Barnaby flew home and his mom said "where were you?" and he said "nowhere" and then he ate some spaghetti and went to sleep.
THE END.
Cats Can Be Dinos Too!!
by Grayson, age 12, Oregon
cats are cats...…sometimes and sometimes they are dinosaurs!!!! fancy dinosaurs!! tea end.
Kuz and Kuz Jr
by Apollo, age 6, Florida
Kuz and kuz jr lived an a dri a island waz tree
Kuz and Kuz Jr lived on a dry island that was once an ocean. There was a tree but that tree became so brown they couldn’t see it was there. It’s because they have dark brown vision.
One day, bad dragons who lived underground created evil storm clouds that never stopped raining. With all the rain, Kuz and Kuz Jr’s vision turned blue and they saw the tree.
They decided to protect the tree. First, they builded a sand protector but it got too wet and it fell down. Next, they tried bricks but they got shot by lightning and exploded. Finally, they tried cotton candy but it caught on fire. The fire got on the dragons and they flew away. They burned so badly they had to shut their mouths and the storms came from their mouth so the storm stopped.
Kuz and Kuz Jr. were so happy the tree was safe. The end
