Goats on the Roof

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Goats on the Roof

Jude, age 7, Ireland

Once there was a goat who lived on Goats on the Roof, a place on Vancouver Island where goats live on the roof of a tourist attraction. His name was Bob.
His goat friends were pro skateboarders. One day he saw his friend doing a kickflip, and it inspired him to start skateboarding. He practiced for a few months with his goat friends and they taught him everything they knew. He built a ramp off the roof and built his skateboard out of forest wood.
One day he saw a poster for a skateboard competition on a telephone pole. He went to the competition, but they turned him away because he was a goat. He decided to disguise himself as a human and managed to enter the competition.
There were four rounds of the competition. After the third round, he was in second place. For his last trick, he pulled off a double spin kickflip, and his disguise flew off!
The judges saw that he was a goat, so they ripped off their disguises and they were all cats! And everyone else ripped off their disguises and they were all goats and cats and dogs!
His final trick got him to first place, and he won the trophy. They celebrated at the pizza place.

Why Is My Dog Wet?

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Why Is My Dog Wet?

Lily, age 10, Michigan

Why is my dog wet? "Hey you! Mysteriuos looking guy do you know why my dog is wet." the guy "no i do not you should go check the town" then i said "ok" "hey you fancy lady with a chihuahua, do you know why my dog is wet" the lady "no you should go ask the towns most famous clown" "hey you towns most famous clown do you know why my dog is wet" the clown "no you should go ask the wizard, he knows everything" " ok" " hey you wizard why is my dog wet" wizard "oh your dog, the one that is a golden doddle" "yes" wizard "your dog is wet because she went to the beach" "oh, ok I remember now. bye" THE END! WOOF!

The Spy Pillow

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The Spy Pillow

Franklin, age 11, Tennessee

Once there was a pillow named, well, Pillow, And Pillow liked being on the bed, until one day he was carried out to the couch in the living room, where he saw a spy movie. "Goodbye everyone!" Pillow said. “I'm going to be a spy!” And so he went to spy school. "This is boring” he said, "Im leaving to be a real spy.” So he went to spy headquarters. “Excuse me, but do you have a spy certificate? “Uhhh?” Pillow said. *scribble, scribble* “yes?” “Hmm.” the spy said "Let me see," "Please, don’t?" Pillow said "Hmm... okay!" Said the spy, and the spy left. The next day Pillow was assigned his first mission, He jumped out of a plane and pulled his parachute string. The parachute filled with air, and Pillow started to slow down. “Oh no!” he said “I'm going to fall on that cactus!” Pillow’s eyes popped out .“Yowza!” He spent the next twenty minutes puling out prickles. “That's it" he said, "l'm done”, And Pillow went home.
The End
Just kidding!
That night, Pillow was back on the bed.
Jennica, who sleeps on Pillow, yelped,
“Yowza pepperoni pizzas!" "Found the last prickle!” Pillow said
The End (for real)

The Dinosaur Who Wanted to be the First Dino Chef

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The Dinosaur Who Wanted To Be The First Dino Chef

Cameron, age 8, Pennsylvania

Once upon a time there was a T-rex who wanted to be the first dinosaur chef.

He asked his parents. They said noooooo! His parents wanted to be the first dino chefs. So, they had a contest. They asked their cousins to the judges. First, the dad made "dine"saur deep dish. The ingredients were cheese, bacon, red sauce, and a dash of cheese-bacon acid mix.

Next, the son made a dish called moose spectacular. His dish was made of moose, cheese, bacon, and squid eye. Finally, the mom made a chicken soup. You don't want to know the ingredients. After much consideration the judges chose ....... the son! The son became the first dino Chef and opened his first food truck and called it Sauce it Up. His specialty dish, Mooseassis, was well known and enjoyed by many. It was the dish that made him famous, and he went on to open more food trucks and a restaurant. His restaurant earned him a five-star Michelin rating.

The End

How to Make Walka-Moly

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How to Make Walka-Moly

Arabella and Emmet, The Philippines

Step 1: Grab the Materials

Step 2: Rob the Mona Lisa

Step 3: take a nap because robbing it took like 13 hours

Step 4: Grab a big whole fish tank

Step 5: turn on the TV

Step 6: Grab a masher

Step 7: Put the TV in the fish tank

Step 8: Mash up the TV

Step 9: Try to watch the TV ( and if it doesn't work then eat it )

Step 10: then you have to- WAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT!!! this is not guacamole- THE END!!

Weird Meets

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Weird Meets

Oliver, age 10, Kentucky

hey welcome back to weird meets were couples tell us weird meets first couple Mr. Billybobthe3 so how you and your wife meet well Amelia was always a pranker that i was wearing a inflatable dinosaur costume she put fart spay in it have you seen the video she said i was a good dancer. thank you next I was sky diving i a axolotl costume that it, well she saw me and thought i was funny. next well we were fighting next answer montage I think the best one was...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... mine I did a backflip my pant fell of landed in a pool filled with jelly beans and my pants fell in a pool of baked beans while a dog was licking my underwear while i was dancing eating a pickle and Oreo with mayonnaise sandwich and the sandwich bread was made of sand and a guy said gasp gasp gasp thesp endsp

Call Helicorgis!!

 Have you ever wondered what would happen if you combined helicopters and…corgis? Written by Silas, a 9 year old from North Carolina. 

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Call Helicorgis!!

Silas, age 9, North Carolina

Once there was a mad scientist named Applepencilpie…and he was going to change the world (at least that's what he said) by making TALKING CORGIS. Today he was going to FINALLY DO IT. While brainstorming ideas of how to use them he accidentally knocked over the DNA for the corgis, which fell on to a helicopter blade.

At this moment helicorgis were born.The helicopter blade started to whirr, with a faint sound of energetic yips. Just then a corgi sprouted up from under the blade. It started to lift up from the ground first wobbly then steady. What have I done Applepencilpie muttered under his breath. The helicorgi started to whizz fastly around the lab, knocking over three of his inventions while doing so. BAD helicorgi, Applepencilpie said. The helicorgi whined and slowly lowered to the ground and hung his head.

At this moment Applepencilpie realized that the helicorgi was not a monster, it was a companion. Applepencilpie had the urge to quit being a scientist and to focus his career on selling helicorgis. So he sold all of his lab supplies (except his cloning machine), and with that money he bought the supplies necessary to care for lots of helicorgis.

Applepencilpie took a hair strand from the corgi side, and a splinter of wood from the helicopter side and put them in his cloning machine and set the number dial to 1,000,000,000,000……………The machine shook so hard that you could feel the ground vibrate under your feet. Sounds of whirring yipping barking and panting echoed throughout the whole building.

Just then a wave of helicorgis broke through the machine's door. They covered Applepencilpie and started to lick him. Applepencilpie realized that there were too many helicorgis to take care of all of them, so he needed to sell them fast!

Cut to commercial:

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Need transportation (and weigh under 65 pounds)?
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Want help making friends?
Helicorgis!

Buy your Helicorgis now!!
The amazing flying dogs that can do ANYTHING!!!!!!

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THE END.

Story Love Stories

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The Food Evirse

by Zoe, age 9, Mississippi

Once upon a time there was a girl who was only twelve years old. (The reason I chose twelve is because she's a kid but she's also old enough to travel the universe.)

And her name was Sofia. Sofia loved traveling the universe.

One day when she was traveling she saw a universe she'd never seen or heard of before. When she entered she saw a warning sign that said: Warning, you are what you eat.

Sofia decided to test this there by trying one of its many foods. She started by trying a yummy carrot. It took about ten minutes so at first Sofia thought: What a silly sign! But then she felt a change in her body.

She slowly started to transform into a carrot! Soon she had fully transformed into a carrot. At first she was like: What's happening! but soon she realized: You are what you eat!

It turned out she only stayed like that for a couple minutes, but it did inspire here to start a tour stop where anybody could become what they eat! And it was a total success! And she decided she would name it Foodiverse!

Whenever it got a five star rating it would magically add a new food! And it got a lot of fiver star ratings.

But instead of doing it like us, they would give each other real life stars!

The End

The Never Ending Milk Carton

by Lukas, age 9, Canada
Ahh what a good day for me Tommy the beaver the only thing that would make this day better is milk and cookies better go to the fridge WHAT NO MILK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY HAS THIS CURSE COME UPON ME WHY HERA WHY Hera is the official god of the cows I will just go to the store at the store hmm where is the milk section ohh they’re it is just going to grab it now all I need is to get cookies now where is the cookie section they’re it is now all I need is to go home 20 minutes later ahh here I am at my house just going to pour this milk into this cup oh shoot I dropped it what it is still pouring still! The milk is up to my knees what does this milk say on the front infinity milk what I really should pay attention to the labels on the milk I buy no it is up to my waste now I better go warn everyone here I am outside better tell the police I will call their number on the rotary phone let’s just file the number 5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-9 hello this is the police how can I help hi I bought a milk carton that said infinity on it and now half of my house is filled with milk now my back yard is filled with milk now my whole town is filled with milk and now all of Canada is filled with milk ahhh I should really checked the label on that milt THE END

milk and now all of Canada is filled with milk ahhh I should really checked the label on that milt THE END

The Alien Rattle Snakes

by Julianna and Benjamin, age 7, Pennsylvania

Hello Fokes my name is Sara Smily and this is Simson Gimson and we are reporting about rattle snakes on Snake News. Rattle snakes are named rattle snakes because they make a rattleing sound when they hiss. If you go close to a rattle snake it might bite you. That’s all for today on Snake News. Wow, that was a short report. You are right dad that was a short report. It’s time for bed anyways good night son maybe we can watch the next Snake News report in the morning. Hello again fokes today we are reporting a UFO’s that we saw fall from the sky. We are axsamening it and seem to be seeing weird looking creatures that look a rattle snakes but have one eye and 2 antenuse and instead of hissing its talking. It’s a alien ratt snake! Run! That’s all for today on Snake News. We need to help son! You’re right dad! Let’s go! We made it! What’s going on. Well, the alien’s rattle snake told me and Simson that he just wanted to say that he loves Snake News and watches it every day and wanted to see us report the news and he just wanted to say hi. Oh well, you might want to tell the people that watch the news that s a good idea. The end.

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Can A Beard Fall Off?

Today’s brand new story asks the age old question: can a beard fall off? Written by a 7-year-old from Kenya named Zyra. Also featuring an interview with Tabitha, one of the kid authors on our Summer Story Challenge leaderboard.

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Can A Beard Fall Off?

Zyra, age 7, Kenya

One day asked my dad, “Can a beard fall off?”

He said, “You’re late for school, the bus has all ready gone. Now you have to walk to school.” So, I walked all 14 miles to school.

On Tuesday I asked my dad again, “Can a beard fall off?”

And he said, “Feed your dog, it’s probably waiting for its food.” I noticed that some of the hairs on his chin were gone.

I asked him on Wednesday, “Can a beard fall off?”

He said, “It’s time to eat your breakfast, not to ask a question.” I noticed again that some of the hair on his chin fell off.

On Thursday, I asked my dad yet again, “Can a beard fall off?” And he said “You’re not supposed to be up right now, go back to bed for two more hours since you did not get up at the right time.” I noticed once again that his beard was almost gone.

On Friday, I asked my dad again, “Can a beard fall off? “ He said nothing.

On Saturday, I asked him again, “Can a beard fall off?”

He said “I’m too busy right now, ask your mom.”

On Sunday, I asked him again, “Can a beard fall off?” And he said, "Why are you asking me this question everyday?”

I said, “Because you aren’t answering my question.” I walked to the bathroom because I needed to use the bathroom, and I followed a trail of hair to the bathroom.

Once I was done using the bathroom, I saw my mom with a new beard and a glue stick in her hand. I said, “Can a beard fall off?”

She said, “I don’t know, but for now I think yes.”

Then I asked by dad, “Can a mustache fall off?” And he said, “Not again.”

The End

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