Today’s brand new story is about a talk show that is having a LOT of problems, written by 12 year-old from New York named Quincey. We also have a brand new Story Love segment featuring Mindy from Wow in the World.
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The Great Big Talk Show of Famous People
Quincey, age 12, New York
Linda: [Doesn’t know that the camera is on] Greg, YOU BETTER SAVE ME A DONUT – What? We’re rolling? Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh okay. [To the audience] Well folks, in my defense, you do not know Greg. [Darkly] And the incident of 1973, and no I will not go into details.
Jared: [Is late to work] Hi guys! Sorry I’m late. But hey, viewers of The Great Big Talk Show of Famous People, it’s me, Jared the Awesome, your favorite Restaurant Waiters’ Entertainer, which of course is when people come to restaurants all over the world and get paid a million billion bucks to put on performances for the waiters. And this is Linda, who played the baby in a random sitcom from the 50s that no one remembers now. And yes, she IS very old.
Linda: [Smiling weird] But I use 100 face creams, so I’m A-Okay!
Jared: Heh heh heh heh ha ha heh hah heh heh… heh?
Linda: Okay, so today we are here with five new celebrities from the National Geographic channel. Welcome, Gigi the Goldfish, Oklahoma the Ostridge, Llama the T-Rex, T-Rex the Llama, and Bobo the Clown. Wait – what? Bobo, you didn’t come from a nature preserve, did you?
Bobo: Not on purpose. Bobo was camping and they locked Bobo in with those awful metal fences. They said “Just climb over, Bobo” but Bobo is too short. Bobo sad.
Jared: I’m sorry, Bobo, but you’re famous now. What do you want to say to all the people?
Bobo: Bobo says… Don’t drink coffee when you are a child. Bobo wishes Bobo didn’t drink coffee. Then Bobo wouldn’t be short.
Linda: That’s great advice, Bobo. Now, on to sports. GREG, DID YOU SAVE ME A DONU– [Show ends]
Story Love Stories
Scroll down to read the original stories or watch Peter, Lee, and special guest Nimene read them and react below:
Hurr and Har go on an Adventure
by Nicolas, age 8, Massachusetts
Once there was a polar bear named Har, who lived at a zoo in Vermont. And Har was best friends with a gorilla, named Herr, who lived in the enclosure next to Har. They both wanted to be detectives. And one day, an engineer came to the zoo and dropped his bag in the gorilla enclosure. Both Har and Herr noticed the bag and were curious about what was in it. They were both close enough to the bag to touch it. So they touched the bag and then all of a sudden, they were able to magically speak English! Then, when they opened the bag, they found a magnifying glass with directions about how to use it, which they could now read since it was an English. Then, their friend, Tat, the giraffe, all of a sudden, went missing, and they went on an adventure to find their missing friend.
The Magic Attic
by Sophia, age 8, New York
It was a stormy night. The wind was howling. The trees shook. Lightning flashed as Charlie went to his room. Suddenly he heard something coming from the attic. He shivered as the sound got louder. He tiptoed to the attic. He looked around the room. Then out of the darkness he saw some howling stinky diapers. They smelled like rotten underwear. He thought magic was not real. Charlie was shocked. He heard another sound that sounded like a mad pig. Then he heard a crocodile tap dancing in his mother’s high heels. Then he heard it: a big loud fart coming from the ground. It was a worm on a potty seat. It smelled like dirty laundry that just got cheese all over it and mashed potato. Then he saw a pointy hat sticking out of a box. He picked the hat up and then he heard someone say... "hey thats mine." He took one step back. There was a whoosh. Then out of the darkness came a big fat chicken. The end.
Do You Know How Chicken Nuggets Got Made?
by Owen, age 7, Illinois
So, do you remember the meteorite? The one that destroyed the dinosaurs?
There was fire on it.
And this cave man had a shrink ray, and the cave man shrank all the dinosaurs.
Just then, the meteorite hit the ground, cooking all the shrunk dinosaurs.
Then, the cave man tried to eat them. They tasted good!
The End. .
