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The Exploding Pig & The Snarky Calculator
by Premium Creator Club Memberes
George the broken calculator (because he was dropped in a pool)- Has really shiny hair - Snarky - He kinda just looks like a robot - Has a catch phrase “A broken calculator is right twice a day”. He’s bad at mad - Nice and he has an eye patch. Has bread (bigger than Peter’s) and has great abs. He has night vision.
Whenever he gives a snarky zinger he says “BURN!!!”
It was a dark and stormy night nag George the broken calculator was in his office. The lights were out,. The shades were drawn, but the street light was creeping through the slats as he sat at his desk with his feet up. He was sipping a beverage. MACHA TEA. Relaxing but a little worried. He hasn’t had a job in a long time. Maybe because he’s a calculator? Knock knock knock. Someone he doesn't know walks through the door. Famous-est singer in the world and explosive pig named Mona Lisa. He knew her. “Can I help you? “ “Are you a detective” Yes of course. Do you have a mystery?” “Yes. Someone took a speck of her ice cream out of the container. I was at a concert when it was stolen from my home. Neon pink was the ice cream.” George needs a case so he says yes. “Let’s visit to the scene of the crime” We cut to her home. Giant pig shaped mansion. There are too many red diamonds (unstolen FYI). The name of the house the 24K cheese house. Dallas, Texas. There are 25 thousand cats. As soon as we arrive. Gerog understands why she was so upset. She has a secret Ice cream collection in her house. The small amount of ice cream, to her, was a big deal. When they arrive a the house, she given him a tour. Then they arrive at the secret ice cream collection. George sees a clue. Soda can dog in the ice cream room who knocks down a vallina ice cream. It’s Mona Lisa’s dog. The lid of the vanilla comes open and a spoon comes out with a little bit of the pink ice cream on it. He dusts for prints. It’s Mona Lisa’s! “What’s the meaning of this!” Says George. “Mona Lisa says. I doesn’t know why they are on there!” She’s clearly lying. She really just wanted to meet him. SHE HAS A CRUSH ON HIM!. He’s flattered. But he’s also scandalized. He’s conflicted. He can’t deny that there is a lot to like. Also, he’s a lonely guy. Before he decided what to do, he decides that they need to spend time together. MONTAGE:
Juice Hut
Play in the park on the baby swing
Sing together
Watch Romantic Comedies all day
Take a tour of the planet Saturn
Go on a boat that’s a roller coaster
Go to a swimming pool for dogs.
Send each other notes
They Comb eachothers’ amazing hair
Base Jump together
At the end they are at a fancy restaurant itching pink ice cream together. Monsa Lisa says” We’ve really gotten to know each other, we’ve gone to great places. We’ve talked about our families. Talked about our feeling. We know each other well. I need to know. Because I still have a crush on you. What do you think? Will you marry me?” Do we add up? “YES!” She is so happy that she sings a brand new song. It’s called: I love a detective.
She was so happy that she exploded into a thousand piglets. George is happy.
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Potato Monsters Have Jobs
by Julius, age 7, Washington, D.C.
Potatoes have jobs you see.
That’s why I bring you this story.
They can be firefighters, rabbis, and more.
But that’s a bad thing.
Because they turn into potato monsters!
THE CAT WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A DOG
by Alexandra, age 6, Massachusetts
One day there was a cat names Mittens. But he thought he was a dog. So one day he told his owner that he was a dog.
Then the owner said, “No, you are a cat, not a dog!”
But Mittens said, “But I look like a dog.”
The owner said, “But you think you are a dog, but you are not actually a dog.”
Mittens said, “How do you know I am a cat?”
Owner: “Well you have sharp claws.”
Mittens: “Some dogs have sharp claws.”
Owner: “Then why do you purr and hiss like a cat?”
Mittens: “Because I am a dog that purrs and hisses.”
Owner: “Then go to this location, I have a map, and the old lady will tell you if you are a cat or a dog.”
Mittens: “OK, I will! I will set off to find the old lady and she will tell me that I am a dog.”
Owner: “But you will have to cross rivers, lakes, and sandy beaches.”
Mittens: “OK bye, I am going!”
Then he has to go through the pond first actually. Then he goes through the lake. Then he has to go through the sandy beach. Then he approaches the house of the old lady.
Then the old lady says, “Hello, I can tell you if you are a cat or a dog. Is that what you are here for?”
Mittens says, “Yes!”
Then the old lady says, “You are a cat!”
Mittens says, “OK, I want to be a cat now.”
Then the cat makes its way home.
Then he wants to go to his friend – the dog who thought it was a cat – and the dog Biscuits said, “Hello, I am a cat.”
Mittens said, “No, you are a dog!”
THE END
Watermelon Cheese
by Rufus, age 8, UK
Have you heard of watermelon cheese?
What is watermelon cheese?
Oh, I know what it is. It’s the thing that pumps your blood.
Wait no, that’s not right. It’s the book written by Charles Dickens.
Wait no, that’s not right. It’s … it’s … me!
