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Gorlefunks
by Nicolas and Daniel, brothers from Eswatini
Buy a gorblefunk! Buy one now! Buy 97 and get 1 free! It will clean your room and give you good dreams; you can even lick it! What is it? Well, the simple answer is... we don't know. Now buy a gorblefunk.
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Roll Call Stories
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The Man Who Was Mad
by Beatrix, age 6, Australia
Once upon a time, there was a man and he had a wife. The man and his wife had two children. There was a boy, he was 10 years old, and his name was Jonathan. And there was a girl who was 7 years old and her name was Daisy.
One day, a bird swooped their dads hat off his head. He was mad. And then they all climbed on each other to try to get the birdies. Daisy wasn't holding on because she got distracted by another bird and they all fell down.
The end.
Oh No!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Calvin, age 7, Indiana
Once upon a time, there was a trained ninja and an untrained ninja. The untrained ninja screams “HELLO!” The trained ninja says “you don’t need to shout.” There was also a mad scientist. The mad scientist says “muahahahaha”. The mad scientist made a GIANT robot alligator (while saying “muahahaha”). The giant robot alligator attacked the city. The city building has “in case of a tornado enter ->”. The mad scientist and giant robot alligator say “muahahaha”. Then the giant robot alligator ate the two ninjas, “nom, nom, nom”. In the giant robot alligator’s mouth there was a laser. The untrained ninja walked into the laser and froze. Then the other ninja did a backflip and broke the ice (that froze the other ninja). The ninjas are inside the robot alligator because it ate them. Then they punched his mouth and destroyed his mouth and escaped. Then they defeated the mad scientist and the giant robot alligator and kicked them to the moon. Then they went to the candy realm and had a super ice cream sledding party. The trained ninja says “the end!”
I am a Doodoo Daadaa
by Marina, age 5, Texas
I am a doodoodaadaa. I have never had this thing before, but this is so fun. I am so silly. When someone that’s sad sees me, they cheer right up because I’m so silly.
I am a doodoodaadaa. I know why I am so silly. Because I have silly arms, a silly head, a silly body, my whole body is silly! Because I am a doodoodaadaa, my name is Doodoodaadaa.
I am so funny and sillyyyy. I couldn’t wait for my silly show I won it because I was the silliest at the show. Because I am a doodoodaadaa, I am a doodoodaadaa, I am a doodoodaadaa, I am a doodoodaadaa yeah. Doo, doo, doodoodaadaa. Doo, doo, doodoodaadaa.
I am a doodoodaadaa. I’m the only one in this place. This is not funny, because everyone is not silly in this place. I am the only one that’s silly and funny. I am so silly and funny. Because I am a doodoodaadaa. I am a doodoodaadaa. Doo doo doo doo doo doo daa daa. The end!