Today’s bonus episode features a brand new story written by over a hundred different members of the Story Pirates Creator Club, as well as a very special edition of Roll Call with Bryan and Neil from the incredible band Koo Koo!
Scroll down for the original stories behind the episode!
Muffin of Doom
by Creator Club!
lip the Elephant:
loves muffins
Scottish
Grappling Hook Lover
Wear’s overalls
Hates the water
Side Kick - Baby has an Australian platypus accent - wears a viking helmet - snazzy baby - Not a baby - 34
They are saving for retirement - doughnuts and tacos
Blips and Baby work for a spy agency - POOP People of Operative Possibilities -
It was the middle of the day and Blip was at his desk, just checking emails. Nothing to do. No missions, no nothing. Baby was sitting right at their desk. Playing boring computer games. A light starts beeping and blipping. It’s time to report for their next mission at P.O.O.P. They walk to their boss’s office. They see their boss who is a full axolotl named DJ, she is wearing an elephant dress. DJ: “Ax ax!” Well, looks like we got a new mission.” “What is it?” “Let’s cut to the chase. Sit down”. Blip (whispers to Baby): “There’s no chair that’s big enough.”
They have to go to the National Spy Champion Championships vs. the Evil Spy Corporation which is made up of Zombies, robots and more robots. The Game is hide and seek. They wonder why DJ didn’t send the Snake spy, since they are the nest at hide and seek, but they find out that the snake accidentally got stomped on by the DJ’s secretary, the secretary bird in the desert. Blip is one of the greatest hiders ever, even though he’s an elephant. In this game you can move place-to-place during the game. You earn points for every minute you aren't found. Extra points for doing parkour.
Having received their mission they went to visit a dog, a weiner dog, named Dumbo (he’s the agency’s gadget guy). He’s not that skinny. He’s huge. He gives them the Muffin Ray of Doom. Shoots Blinding Muffins.
Jump into the their private spy jet.
In Spain. They head to the competition. “Welcome spies, it’s time for the hide and seek competition. Between P.O.O.P. and the evil spy corporation of zombies and robots and more robots. They say_____ (fighting robots). “Quiet robots! It’s time to start hide and seek!” The first place Baby and Blip decide to hide where? Jungle Gym. Coral Reef. Eiffel Tower (where They eat croissants) Then the buzzer sounds meaning the first round is over. They have scored a whole bunch of points because they weren’t found. They also did flips into T-pots karate kicks through walls (parkour). Burst out of people's doors saying parkour
Time for evil zombies to hide.
Blip and baby look in the following places. In the grave yard. Tower of London. Stinky swamp. Robot Factory. Catacombs. Fancy Robot building with chargers. Trash Can at the end of the rainbow. They find them at the trash can at the end of the rainbow.
The evil Corporation is destroyed.
On behalf of all of the spies of the world., they are presented with a prize from DJ: A Meeting with King Mutt, every single house being turned into an underground bunker. He wants it too. Only if there are pictures of him in every single bathroom.
The EZC was planning for this. They wanted them to win so that they could get at King Mutt to take him down. Right as they are shaking hands about the bunker the zombies jump out “king mutt, we are here to capture you!” Blip and Baby use the muffin of Doom while doing parkour. Taking them all down.
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Roll Call Stories
Scroll down to read the original stories or watch Peter and Lee read them and react here:
The Afternoon Tea-Rex
by Freya, age 7, UK
Once there was a dinosaur that was a type of dinosaur called an Afternoon Tea-Rex. It was kind of like a T-Rex but it ate afternoon tea every day and it was obsessed with tea. He had a hat that was in the shape of a tea cup. The only problem was because his arms were so tiny, it was really hard for him to actually drink tea from a tea cup. Which made him very sad. He was always spilling tea and he couldn't reach his mouth with the little sandwiches. He usually just ate with his mouth straight off the table.
Then one day when he was just walking along sadly, he saw another Afternoon Tea-Rex. She looked just like him but bigger and with a teapot hat. "Hello" he said. "Hello" said the other Afternoon Tea-Rex. They started talking and realised that they BOTH spilled tea every day and sometimes couldn't even put the little sandwiches in their mouths. All because of their tiny arms.
The first Afternoon Tea-Rex asked the other one to dance. They got to a part where they were spinning around holding claws, and they loved spinning around, so they kept spinning and spinning and spinning, until their arms stretched. Now they could drink tea from their tea cups and put as many little sandwiches in their mouths as they wanted! They were so happy. The only problem was, now with their long arms they sometimes tripped over, but they thought it was worth it for all the tea. The End.
Submarines: an Origin Story
by Titus, age 14, Canada
“Hello, and welcome to history class, I’m Mr. Albert and today i’ll be teaching you the history of not so subtle submarines. Let’s begin. Submarines were invented during the World sub-sandwich war, when subcontractors subleased several subplots of land that were subdivided in Nebraska. Submarines were supposed to dig through subsoils under the Nebraskan farmland but failed, so they were moved to Nebraska’s only tiny pond. After that, well, you know the rest.
If you want a more detailed explanation of submarines history go watch my video on my Youtube channel, Subsidiary Subways under Sudbury. Any Questions?” “Yes, sir. I have a lot of questions. My first one is…” DIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGG! “Saved by the bell!”
The End
Attack of the Immortal Alien Cockroaches
by Lorelai, age 8, Georgia
I am a shoe. Yes, ladies and gentlemen I am a shoe. I have a great tale to tell you
(dramatic pause) it is the origin story of aliens!!!!
Crowd: Huh ??
Weird Talking Shoe: basically how aliens came to be
Crowd: Ohhhh!
Narrater: once upon a time…
Josephine and Emmie were playing in the pool when they saw a cockroach!!!!
When Josephine scooped it up with a reusable water balloon and put it on the side of the pool, it moved!!!!
“Ahh!!!” they both screeched and Emmie ran away screaming. Emmie climbed a tree and the cockroach followed.
I, the Narrater, also ran away screaming. Anyway back to the story! Emmie luckily had a parachute in her swimsuit! The cockroach did too?
Cockroach: “Hehehehe! I got you now!
After Emmie got to the ground, she ran to her house and jumped acrobatically to her deck and then the cockroach pulled out of umbrella and a fan and flew up to the deck!!!! She went to get her mom (who apparently builds spaceships) and they sent the cockroach off to the moon.
Cockroach: “I will be back for revenge. One day you’ll see! Hahaha!”
(Dramatic spaceship blastoff)
They sent him up without a spacesuit thinking he would die. But the cockroach had a secret, he was immortal and so eventually he became an alien cockroach and went to crop farms to get revenge. And that’s the story of how aliens came to be. The End.
Narrator: I’m just a Narrater who is hired by the weird shoe…
Weird Talking Shoe: (Hey!!!!)
Narrator: I got hired, I did not want to do this.
The end.
