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The Real Mount Rushmore
by Rorey, Ryan, and Larsen, age 8, North Carolina
Roll Call Stories
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Crying Baby Bagel
by Marcos, age 6, Florida
One day there was a crying baby bagel. The crying baby bagel likes bagels, but he did not like fresh carrots. One day the crying baby bagel went into a castle, a knight said, "why are you crying"? The crying baby bagel said "because I'm just crying" and the knight said, "that does not make sense at all. Are you always crying?". The crying baby bagel said, "yes, I am". Then, the crying baby bagel got scared in the castle all alone, crying, for a reason. The reason was the crying baby bagel was scared, and then the crying baby bagel got hit by a potion from the knight that turned the crying baby bagel into a knight, but it had a bagel head still. The knight bagel was happy because it does not have to cry anymore. The end.
I Lost My… Tooth?
by Audrey and Lillian, age 7, California
There was once a boy who had a very wiggley tooth. One day he pulled out his tooth. In celebration of a lost tooth he and his family ate cake for dessert. Once the boy ate his cake he realized that the cake tasted like mud. Then he told his parnts what the cake tasted like. Then they said it must have been his sweet tooth. But then they said that the cure was to wait til he had his grown up tooth. [Six months later] The boy now had his grown up tooth and he tasted a cupcake just to be sure. And after he ate the cupcake he said yum! The End!!
The Hemingways
by Henry, age 10, Louisiana
Mike Hemingway is a rich kid and he lives in Richville where everyone is rich.
His dad owns Burger Bandit™ and they have 1 million locations and they are having a party at their house.
Mike:Hey daaad!
Dad:Yes?
Mike:There’s a Dragonfly in the pool!!!
Dad:WHAT!!!
Mike:And the party is in 1 hour.
Dad:Okay i will call🎵Dragonfly removal serviiice!!!!🎵
Mike:okay!
Dad:They're not picking up!
Mike:Dad, what about the 🎵Animal removal serviiiiice!!!!🎵
2 minutes later…
Dad:They're not picking up either!
Mike:Try the 🎵“When nobody is picking up if you have an Dragonfly in your pool serviiice!!!!🎵
Dad:Come on, come on! They did not pick up either!
Dad:Mike I think we are going to have to cancel the party.
Mike:NOOO!!!!
Mom:What are you yelling about?
Dad and Mike: There's a Dragonfly in the pool!!
Mom:Oh no! We should call some professionals!!!
Dad:I called all of them, they did not pick up.
Mike:I wonder what they are doing.
**Change of scene**
Animal removal person 1:this is the life, drinking smoothies,
Animal removal person 2:Laying on the beach,
Animal removal person 3: and playing beach ball!
**Change of scene**
Dad:Who knows, who knows.
Mom:The party is in 30 minutes and we need to get that dragonfly out of the pool!
Dad and Mike: We Can’t
Mom:Surely there must be a way we can do it ourselves!
Dad and Mike:We can’t do stuff ourselves!
Dad:Okay what is a dragonfly's favorite food?
Mike:flies
Dad :Good, we have some in the humongous fridge.
Mom: Come Here,dragonfly,dragonfly.
Dragonfly:Omf,Nomf.
All:Look at him,he ran back to the RichForest!
Mike:Hey guys we didn't use money.
Mike:We did it ourselves!!!
Dad and Mom:Hey there's the people at the door, let's let them in!
Mike:This is the greatest party of all time!!!
