The Boy Who Ate Orange Seeds

Today’s bonus episode features a brand new story about a boy who grows an orange tree in his stomach, which provides all sorts of unique business opportunities! Written by a 9 year old from Uganda named Elias.

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The Boy Who Ate Orange Seeds

by Elias, age 9, Uganda

Once upon a time, there lived a boy. He loved eating orange seeds whenever he ate oranges. Every day, he ate one million seeds, and his mother told him that he would one day have an orange tree in his stomach. But the boy didn’t believe it.

So he kept eating them.

One day, he opened his mouth and an orange fell out of his mouth! Could it be that a tree had grown in his stomach after all? He became so scared. He didn’t want his mother to see and to take him to the doctor. He didn’t like going to the doctor.

Whenever he felt an orange come into his mouth, he made sure his mother didn’t see. He gulped it down.

The boy discovered there were many good things about having an orange tree in your stomach.

First of all, he always had food, so he would never get hungry.

Secondly, he got vitamin C all the time. So he never got sick.

Thirdly, he could sell the oranges he didn’t eat in the market and soon he became very rich. After he washed them, of course!

One day, with all his money, he went and bought a limousine. His mother saw the limousine when it came home and became confused.

“Eh! Why am I seeing this!? Am I hallucinating?” said the mother.

Then she went inside and went to bed, thinking she was sick.

The boy felt bad for scaring his mother. So the boy went to his mother and told her about the orange tree in his stomach. Then he begged his mother, “Please! Don’t take me to the doctor!”

The mother replied, “You don’t need to go to the doctor. But this explains why you have been eating so little food since you ate those orange seeds. I won’t take you to the doctor so long as you eat your chicken.”

“Yay!” said the boy. And he always ate his chicken.

THE END

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The Girl Who Loves Her Book and It Came to Life

by Scarlet, age 6, Texas

Charlotte: What a relaxing day to read my favorite book. I get to stay in bed all day and I don't have to go anywhere else.

Mom: Charlotte, it's time to wash the dishes.

Charlotte: Coming mom.

I love washing the dishes!

Shwoooooo

Charlotte: What was that? I think my book came to life! It's a unicorn!" (Unicorn noises)

Marshmallow: my name is Marshmallow! I will take you anywhere you want.

Charlotte: OK, I'd like to go to the beach. I'll pack up real quick. I've got to go for just a little bit.

Marshmallow: We are at the beach.

Charlotte: Yay, I'm going to build thousands of sand castles! Ahh, I've built a thousand sand castles, it's time to go home.

Marshmallow: I'm sorry. I'm getting sucked into a giant clam!

The end

Koo Koo Kebob

by Julian, age 10, Pennsylvania

My name is Johnny Mc Jellied Belly and I love to eat! Today I'm very hungry and I want to make some good food. Here's what I have to start with... My fridge is practically empty except I do have....ketchup, mustard, sprinkles, cheese, cookies, relish, sour cream, burger patties, pickles, super sized hot dogs, a birthday cake, chicken logs, ice cream, lemons, yummy custard, a super salad, and some stone ground mustard. But what could I possibly make with this? Let's make a kebab. Not just any kebab.. This is a koo koo kebab. Now it's time to EAT IT! -eating noises here- Oh boy, I don't feel so good....

Sir Weirdo’s French Fries

by Olive, age 7, Oregon

This is the story of a knight that didn’t know how to be a knight. His name was Sir Weirdo. He had a best friend talking elephant. I don’t know how they met, but it was a very funny story. The elephant wears a funny dress. Sir Weirdo also has a dog that barks a lot. Sir Weirdo led everyone to the king who was very angry but was a millionaire. The kings name was Joe. Sir Weirdo brought French fries for King Joe and that made him happy. The end.

Muffin of Doom: The Greatest Game of Parkour Hide and Seek (feat. Koo Koo)

Today’s bonus episode features a brand new story written by over a hundred different members of the Story Pirates Creator Club, as well as a very special edition of Roll Call with Bryan and Neil from the incredible band Koo Koo!

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Muffin of Doom

by Creator Club!

lip the Elephant:

loves muffins

Scottish

Grappling Hook Lover

Wear’s overalls

Hates the water

Side Kick - Baby has an Australian platypus accent - wears a viking helmet - snazzy baby - Not a baby - 34

They are saving for retirement - doughnuts and tacos

Blips and Baby work for a spy agency - POOP People of Operative Possibilities -

It was the middle of the day and Blip was at his desk, just checking emails. Nothing to do. No missions, no nothing. Baby was sitting right at their desk. Playing boring computer games. A light starts beeping and blipping. It’s time to report for their next mission at P.O.O.P. They walk to their boss’s office. They see their boss who is a full axolotl named DJ, she is wearing an elephant dress. DJ: “Ax ax!” Well, looks like we got a new mission.” “What is it?” “Let’s cut to the chase. Sit down”. Blip (whispers to Baby): “There’s no chair that’s big enough.”

They have to go to the National Spy Champion Championships vs. the Evil Spy Corporation which is made up of Zombies, robots and more robots. The Game is hide and seek. They wonder why DJ didn’t send the Snake spy, since they are the nest at hide and seek, but they find out that the snake accidentally got stomped on by the DJ’s secretary, the secretary bird in the desert. Blip is one of the greatest hiders ever, even though he’s an elephant. In this game you can move place-to-place during the game. You earn points for every minute you aren't found. Extra points for doing parkour.

Having received their mission they went to visit a dog, a weiner dog, named Dumbo (he’s the agency’s gadget guy). He’s not that skinny. He’s huge. He gives them the Muffin Ray of Doom. Shoots Blinding Muffins.

Jump into the their private spy jet.

In Spain. They head to the competition. “Welcome spies, it’s time for the hide and seek competition. Between P.O.O.P. and the evil spy corporation of zombies and robots and more robots. They say_____ (fighting robots). “Quiet robots! It’s time to start hide and seek!” The first place Baby and Blip decide to hide where? Jungle Gym. Coral Reef. Eiffel Tower (where They eat croissants) Then the buzzer sounds meaning the first round is over. They have scored a whole bunch of points because they weren’t found. They also did flips into T-pots karate kicks through walls (parkour). Burst out of people's doors saying parkour

Time for evil zombies to hide.

Blip and baby look in the following places. In the grave yard. Tower of London. Stinky swamp. Robot Factory. Catacombs. Fancy Robot building with chargers. Trash Can at the end of the rainbow. They find them at the trash can at the end of the rainbow.

The evil Corporation is destroyed.

On behalf of all of the spies of the world., they are presented with a prize from DJ: A Meeting with King Mutt, every single house being turned into an underground bunker. He wants it too. Only if there are pictures of him in every single bathroom.

The EZC was planning for this. They wanted them to win so that they could get at King Mutt to take him down. Right as they are shaking hands about the bunker the zombies jump out “king mutt, we are here to capture you!” Blip and Baby use the muffin of Doom while doing parkour. Taking them all down.

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The Afternoon Tea-Rex

by Freya, age 7, UK

Once there was a dinosaur that was a type of dinosaur called an Afternoon Tea-Rex. It was kind of like a T-Rex but it ate afternoon tea every day and it was obsessed with tea. He had a hat that was in the shape of a tea cup. The only problem was because his arms were so tiny, it was really hard for him to actually drink tea from a tea cup. Which made him very sad. He was always spilling tea and he couldn't reach his mouth with the little sandwiches. He usually just ate with his mouth straight off the table.

Then one day when he was just walking along sadly, he saw another Afternoon Tea-Rex. She looked just like him but bigger and with a teapot hat. "Hello" he said. "Hello" said the other Afternoon Tea-Rex. They started talking and realised that they BOTH spilled tea every day and sometimes couldn't even put the little sandwiches in their mouths. All because of their tiny arms.

The first Afternoon Tea-Rex asked the other one to dance. They got to a part where they were spinning around holding claws, and they loved spinning around, so they kept spinning and spinning and spinning, until their arms stretched. Now they could drink tea from their tea cups and put as many little sandwiches in their mouths as they wanted! They were so happy. The only problem was, now with their long arms they sometimes tripped over, but they thought it was worth it for all the tea. The End.

Submarines: an Origin Story

by Titus, age 14, Canada

“Hello, and welcome to history class, I’m Mr. Albert and today i’ll be teaching you the history of not so subtle submarines. Let’s begin. Submarines were invented during the World sub-sandwich war, when subcontractors subleased several subplots of land that were subdivided in Nebraska. Submarines were supposed to dig through subsoils under the Nebraskan farmland but failed, so they were moved to Nebraska’s only tiny pond. After that, well, you know the rest.

If you want a more detailed explanation of submarines history go watch my video on my Youtube channel, Subsidiary Subways under Sudbury. Any Questions?” “Yes, sir. I have a lot of questions. My first one is…” DIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGG! “Saved by the bell!”

The End

Attack of the Immortal Alien Cockroaches

by Lorelai, age 8, Georgia

I am a shoe. Yes, ladies and gentlemen I am a shoe. I have a great tale to tell you

(dramatic pause) it is the origin story of aliens!!!!

Crowd: Huh ??

Weird Talking Shoe: basically how aliens came to be

Crowd: Ohhhh!

Narrater: once upon a time…

Josephine and Emmie were playing in the pool when they saw a cockroach!!!!

When Josephine scooped it up with a reusable water balloon and put it on the side of the pool, it moved!!!!

“Ahh!!!” they both screeched and Emmie ran away screaming. Emmie climbed a tree and the cockroach followed.

I, the Narrater, also ran away screaming. Anyway back to the story! Emmie luckily had a parachute in her swimsuit! The cockroach did too?

Cockroach: “Hehehehe! I got you now!

After Emmie got to the ground, she ran to her house and jumped acrobatically to her deck and then the cockroach pulled out of umbrella and a fan and flew up to the deck!!!! She went to get her mom (who apparently builds spaceships) and they sent the cockroach off to the moon.

Cockroach: “I will be back for revenge. One day you’ll see! Hahaha!”

(Dramatic spaceship blastoff)

They sent him up without a spacesuit thinking he would die. But the cockroach had a secret, he was immortal and so eventually he became an alien cockroach and went to crop farms to get revenge. And that’s the story of how aliens came to be. The End.

Narrator: I’m just a Narrater who is hired by the weird shoe…

Weird Talking Shoe: (Hey!!!!)

Narrator: I got hired, I did not want to do this.

The end.

The Real Mount Rushmore

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The Real Mount Rushmore

by Rorey, Ryan, and Larsen, age 8, North Carolina

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Crying Baby Bagel

by Marcos, age 6, Florida

One day there was a crying baby bagel. The crying baby bagel likes bagels, but he did not like fresh carrots. One day the crying baby bagel went into a castle, a knight said, "why are you crying"? The crying baby bagel said "because I'm just crying" and the knight said, "that does not make sense at all. Are you always crying?". The crying baby bagel said, "yes, I am". Then, the crying baby bagel got scared in the castle all alone, crying, for a reason. The reason was the crying baby bagel was scared, and then the crying baby bagel got hit by a potion from the knight that turned the crying baby bagel into a knight, but it had a bagel head still. The knight bagel was happy because it does not have to cry anymore. The end.

I Lost My… Tooth?

by Audrey and Lillian, age 7, California

There was once a boy who had a very wiggley tooth. One day he pulled out his tooth. In celebration of a lost tooth he and his family ate cake for dessert. Once the boy ate his cake he realized that the cake tasted like mud. Then he told his parnts what the cake tasted like. Then they said it must have been his sweet tooth. But then they said that the cure was to wait til he had his grown up tooth. [Six months later] The boy now had his grown up tooth and he tasted a cupcake just to be sure. And after he ate the cupcake he said yum! The End!!

The Hemingways

by Henry, age 10, Louisiana

Mike Hemingway is a rich kid and he lives in Richville where everyone is rich.

His dad owns Burger Bandit™ and they have 1 million locations and they are having a party at their house.

Mike:Hey daaad!

Dad:Yes?

Mike:There’s a Dragonfly in the pool!!!

Dad:WHAT!!!

Mike:And the party is in 1 hour.

Dad:Okay i will call🎵Dragonfly removal serviiice!!!!🎵

Mike:okay!

Dad:They're not picking up!

Mike:Dad, what about the 🎵Animal removal serviiiiice!!!!🎵

2 minutes later…

Dad:They're not picking up either!

Mike:Try the 🎵“When nobody is picking up if you have an Dragonfly in your pool serviiice!!!!🎵

Dad:Come on, come on! They did not pick up either!

Dad:Mike I think we are going to have to cancel the party.

Mike:NOOO!!!!

Mom:What are you yelling about?

Dad and Mike: There's a Dragonfly in the pool!!

Mom:Oh no! We should call some professionals!!!

Dad:I called all of them, they did not pick up.

Mike:I wonder what they are doing.

**Change of scene**

Animal removal person 1:this is the life, drinking smoothies,

Animal removal person 2:Laying on the beach,

Animal removal person 3: and playing beach ball!

**Change of scene**

Dad:Who knows, who knows.

Mom:The party is in 30 minutes and we need to get that dragonfly out of the pool!

Dad and Mike: We Can’t

Mom:Surely there must be a way we can do it ourselves!

Dad and Mike:We can’t do stuff ourselves!

Dad:Okay what is a dragonfly's favorite food?

Mike:flies

Dad :Good, we have some in the humongous fridge.

Mom: Come Here,dragonfly,dragonfly.

Dragonfly:Omf,Nomf.

All:Look at him,he ran back to the RichForest!

Mike:Hey guys we didn't use money.

Mike:We did it ourselves!!!

Dad and Mom:Hey there's the people at the door, let's let them in!

Mike:This is the greatest party of all time!!!

The Gum

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The Gum

by Kathryn, age 8, Nebraska

It was a dark, stormy night and Henry the dog was taking his around the block walk, and little did he know there was a piece of gum around the corner. When he turned he found the gum and stuck it in his mouth and trotted home. The next morning he still had the gum in his mouth. He thought he was crazy and he was imagining things because wouldn’t it have just fallen out or he swallowed it? He tried to spit it out but he couldn’t. He went to the mirror in the bathroom and stuck his tongue out. Sure enough, it was stuck. He zoomed to his owners and stuck his tongue out again to see if they knew what to do. They got the tweezers out and managed to get a tiny piece of it off his tongue but it was useless so they took him to the vet. “I hate the vet” Henry thought. “But it is worth it!” He thought again. The vet said they might need to cut his tongue off and do surgery. They said if they do it he will be fine but they could also do experiments which maybe won’t end up so good. So Henry’s owners picked surgery and the next day surgery was over and the gum still wasn’t off. They got a firefighter, police, emergency room and even called the government. But no one could help. But the one person that could help was a detective named Bill. All Bill said was retrace your steps. From the beginning! So they went to the corner where it all began and the gum fell off. This has been a mystery for years and no one has figured it out yet. Will you?

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The Podcast Podcast

by Greyson, age 8, California

Host: Welcome to the Podcast Podcast! This is where we ask random people to make the episodes for us but it must be a new podcast. Our special guest today is Bob Lyndon Crops.

Bob: I’m very happy to be here. And here is my recording.

Video: This is Bob’s podcast. This is where I show you ALL my money! So here is my gold, because I only have gold. Hey look CROWS… crows take shiny stuff right? And they took it. Well I’ll go get it back.

Thirty hours later…

Video: Well I never got my gold back.

Bob: Do you have my gold, because it’s in your hands.

Host: Uhhhh… that’s the end of our podcast!

Bob: Hey!

24 hours earlier

Host: Oooh, gold in a crows nest!

http://thefoodsweeatomnom.com/

by Addy, Evren, and Terran in North Carolina

The Foods We Eat, give us a try!
A cake, a tart, or even a pie!
Can’t determine the food, don’t start to cry,
The Foods We Eat, please don’t ask us why.

The Foods We Eat Om Nom Dot Com
It’s all that and a bag of chips, positively the bomb.
If you want to use it, just ask your mom!
The Foods We Eat Om Nom Dot Com.

Can’t read, or can’t see the label?
Take a scan with your phone, if you are able.
Om Nom Dot Com, it’s no fable,
Oh, dear, don’t scan that, that’s just a table.

French, Italian, or Korean cuisine,
Or maybe something on a tire of an old Limousine.
We’ll identify it all, if you know what I mean,
Don’t make a fuss, no need for a scene.

Oh no, what have you done dude?
You scanned something that wasn’t food!
What did you scan? It’s to become quite crude.
The not-food might now start to brood!

You scanned the table, well, pick up a knife,
Make sure to avoid alerting your wife.
That table, now a cake, will ruin your life.
Eat it quick to dodge any imminent strife.

Eat it fast or it might explode!
Quick now, or it will start to corrode!
Hurry soon, or you’ll become a different mode,
Because if you don’t, you will self implode!

The Foods We Eat, give us a try!
A cake, a tart, or even a pie!
Can’t determine the food, don’t start to cry,
The Foods We Eat, please don’t ask us why."

The Mutant Cheeseburger

by August, age 7, Virginia

Once upon a time there was a peaceful village and a bakery. They sold cheeseburgers. The mayor said to make living cheeseburgers and they did. They made three. The first two were perfect. The last was evil and it ate the customer. The seller was shocked and he ate the cheeseburger. The end.

Gorblefunks

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Gorlefunks

by Nicolas and Daniel, brothers from Eswatini

Buy a gorblefunk! Buy one now! Buy 97 and get 1 free! It will clean your room and give you good dreams; you can even lick it! What is it? Well, the simple answer is... we don't know. Now buy a gorblefunk.

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The Man Who Was Mad

by Beatrix, age 6, Australia

Once upon a time, there was a man and he had a wife. The man and his wife had two children. There was a boy, he was 10 years old, and his name was Jonathan. And there was a girl who was 7 years old and her name was Daisy.

One day, a bird swooped their dads hat off his head. He was mad. And then they all climbed on each other to try to get the birdies. Daisy wasn't holding on because she got distracted by another bird and they all fell down.

The end.

Oh No!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Calvin, age 7, Indiana

Once upon a time, there was a trained ninja and an untrained ninja. The untrained ninja screams “HELLO!” The trained ninja says “you don’t need to shout.” There was also a mad scientist. The mad scientist says “muahahahaha”. The mad scientist made a GIANT robot alligator (while saying “muahahaha”). The giant robot alligator attacked the city. The city building has “in case of a tornado enter ->”. The mad scientist and giant robot alligator say “muahahaha”. Then the giant robot alligator ate the two ninjas, “nom, nom, nom”. In the giant robot alligator’s mouth there was a laser. The untrained ninja walked into the laser and froze. Then the other ninja did a backflip and broke the ice (that froze the other ninja). The ninjas are inside the robot alligator because it ate them. Then they punched his mouth and destroyed his mouth and escaped. Then they defeated the mad scientist and the giant robot alligator and kicked them to the moon. Then they went to the candy realm and had a super ice cream sledding party. The trained ninja says “the end!”

I am a Doodoo Daadaa

by Marina, age 5, Texas

I am a doodoodaadaa. I have never had this thing before, but this is so fun. I am so silly. When someone that’s sad sees me, they cheer right up because I’m so silly.

I am a doodoodaadaa. I know why I am so silly. Because I have silly arms, a silly head, a silly body, my whole body is silly! Because I am a doodoodaadaa, my name is Doodoodaadaa.

I am so funny and sillyyyy. I couldn’t wait for my silly show I won it because I was the silliest at the show. Because I am a doodoodaadaa, I am a doodoodaadaa, I am a doodoodaadaa, I am a doodoodaadaa yeah. Doo, doo, doodoodaadaa. Doo, doo, doodoodaadaa.

I am a doodoodaadaa. I’m the only one in this place. This is not funny, because everyone is not silly in this place. I am the only one that’s silly and funny. I am so silly and funny. Because I am a doodoodaadaa. I am a doodoodaadaa. Doo doo doo doo doo doo daa daa. The end!

The Purple Hot Dog

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The Purple Hot Dog

by Clara, age 9, Colorado

"Riiiing!!"

"Okay kids, as your principal, it is my responsibility to make announcements. Your teacher is sick, because he took a bite out of an uncooked hot dog. So today you get a sub. Everyone say hello to Mr. Hot Dog!"

(Class) "Hello Mr. Hot Dog!"

(Mr. Hot Dog) "Actually, it's PURPLE hot dog."

(Principal) "Oh, well have fun!"

(Purple Hot Dog) "So what exactly IS this school thing?"

(Student) "Why are you a sub...?"

(Purple Hot Dog) "Actually I'm NOT a sub (like the sandwich). I'm a Purple Hot Dog!"

(Student) "Okay! Okay! We get it!"

(Different student) "Wait! Hot dog! I mean PURPLE hot dog. You look like someone has taken a bite out of you!"

(Purple Hot Dog) "Someone did!"

(Class) "Who?!"

(Purple Hot Dog) "Someone called... wait what was his name? Oh yeah! John Pantsface!"

(Class) "John Pantsface?! He's our teacher! -- Wait, are you an uncooked hot dog?"

(Purple Hot Dog) "An uncooked PURPLE hot dog."

(Police) "Mr. Hot Dog you're coming with us!"

(Purple Hot Dog) "PURPLE hot dog!"

The End!

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Nice Mouse and Grumpy Monster

by Bihaan, age 7, Canada

Joshua was eating snacks on the table. Mummy there is a monster in the microwave. Mummy opened and saw there us no monster. Joshua saw the green grumpy monster in the microwave. There was also a mouse who lived in the microwave/ They both played soccer inside. Monster kicked the ball then it hit the mouse's eye. Monster gave him a pirate eye patch. Joshua was watching the soccer match. He gave cheese to mouse and smarties to monster. Mouse was not mean. Mouse played with monster. Monster gave eye patch to mouse. Both were nice and got prizes.

Double Dare

by Edie, age 6, Tennessee

It was the witch! They bravely opened the door. And they rushed in! Peeking in, and then they walked in the door, not knowing that the witch was behind it. She grabbed the first kid! But the other two managed to escape. They came up with a plan. One of them rushed in sneakily, hid behind her cauldron, and the other hid by the door. And then, as the witch was about to drop the kid in, they put their plan into action. The one behind the cauldron popped up and then the witch was in so much shock that she fell over, dropping the first kid on the ground. The other kid, who was hiding behind the door, helped the first one out, and they all ran out, shutting the door and locking it. And they did not look back until they were home. And all the same, they never double dared each other again! The end.

Pirate and Gold

by Gavin, age 4, Colorado

This is how it really starts. We were on a ship and on that ship was a treasure box. And in that treasure box was gold. Then we dug into the dirt on the ship and we found some pirate bones and a pirate hat. And we wanted to put them together. And when we put them together and they looked like a pirate we put the hat on and the pirate came alive. And the bad guy, the ghost, was never seen again until that day. A long, long time ago they were fighting, the pirate and the ghost. The pirate found the gold that he hid. It wasn't every kind of gold. Inside was chocolate and the chocolate was so cold it lasted 300 days. And when he ate 2 pieces of chocolate, he got stronger every day. And soon, he had a really good trap that nothing can get out of except good pirates. And when he saw the ghost again he pulled the rope and trapped him. And when he trapped him, he did the same thing as the pirate and he was never seen again.

The Exploding Pig + The Snarky Calculator

Today’s bonus episode features a brand new story written by over a hundred different members of the Story Pirates Creator Club!

The next Create a Story session is coming up on Friday, July at 12pm ET. Your kids can join Peter and Lee to make a new story in a virtual Create a Story session and hear it come to life on the podcast! Create a Story Zooms happen four times per year for our Premium Creator Club members. To join us, sign up for a Premium membership!

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The Exploding Pig & The Snarky Calculator

by Premium Creator Club Memberes

George the broken calculator (because he was dropped in a pool)- Has really shiny hair - Snarky - He kinda just looks like a robot - Has a catch phrase “A broken calculator is right twice a day”. He’s bad at mad - Nice and he has an eye patch. Has bread (bigger than Peter’s) and has great abs. He has night vision.

Whenever he gives a snarky zinger he says “BURN!!!”

It was a dark and stormy night nag George the broken calculator was in his office. The lights were out,. The shades were drawn, but the street light was creeping through the slats as he sat at his desk with his feet up. He was sipping a beverage. MACHA TEA. Relaxing but a little worried. He hasn’t had a job in a long time. Maybe because he’s a calculator? Knock knock knock. Someone he doesn't know walks through the door. Famous-est singer in the world and explosive pig named Mona Lisa. He knew her. “Can I help you? “ “Are you a detective” Yes of course. Do you have a mystery?” “Yes. Someone took a speck of her ice cream out of the container. I was at a concert when it was stolen from my home. Neon pink was the ice cream.” George needs a case so he says yes. “Let’s visit to the scene of the crime” We cut to her home. Giant pig shaped mansion. There are too many red diamonds (unstolen FYI). The name of the house the 24K cheese house. Dallas, Texas. There are 25 thousand cats. As soon as we arrive. Gerog understands why she was so upset. She has a secret Ice cream collection in her house. The small amount of ice cream, to her, was a big deal. When they arrive a the house, she given him a tour. Then they arrive at the secret ice cream collection. George sees a clue. Soda can dog in the ice cream room who knocks down a vallina ice cream. It’s Mona Lisa’s dog. The lid of the vanilla comes open and a spoon comes out with a little bit of the pink ice cream on it. He dusts for prints. It’s Mona Lisa’s! “What’s the meaning of this!” Says George. “Mona Lisa says. I doesn’t know why they are on there!” She’s clearly lying. She really just wanted to meet him. SHE HAS A CRUSH ON HIM!. He’s flattered. But he’s also scandalized. He’s conflicted. He can’t deny that there is a lot to like. Also, he’s a lonely guy. Before he decided what to do, he decides that they need to spend time together. MONTAGE:

Juice Hut

Play in the park on the baby swing

Sing together

Watch Romantic Comedies all day

Take a tour of the planet Saturn

Go on a boat that’s a roller coaster

Go to a swimming pool for dogs.

Send each other notes

They Comb eachothers’ amazing hair

Base Jump together

At the end they are at a fancy restaurant itching pink ice cream together. Monsa Lisa says” We’ve really gotten to know each other, we’ve gone to great places. We’ve talked about our families. Talked about our feeling. We know each other well. I need to know. Because I still have a crush on you. What do you think? Will you marry me?” Do we add up? “YES!” She is so happy that she sings a brand new song. It’s called: I love a detective.

She was so happy that she exploded into a thousand piglets. George is happy.

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Potato Monsters Have Jobs

by Julius, age 7, Washington, D.C.

Potatoes have jobs you see.

That’s why I bring you this story.

They can be firefighters, rabbis, and more.

But that’s a bad thing.

Because they turn into potato monsters!

THE CAT WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A DOG

by Alexandra, age 6, Massachusetts

One day there was a cat names Mittens. But he thought he was a dog. So one day he told his owner that he was a dog.

Then the owner said, “No, you are a cat, not a dog!”

But Mittens said, “But I look like a dog.”

The owner said, “But you think you are a dog, but you are not actually a dog.”

Mittens said, “How do you know I am a cat?”

Owner: “Well you have sharp claws.”

Mittens: “Some dogs have sharp claws.”

Owner: “Then why do you purr and hiss like a cat?”

Mittens: “Because I am a dog that purrs and hisses.”

Owner: “Then go to this location, I have a map, and the old lady will tell you if you are a cat or a dog.”

Mittens: “OK, I will! I will set off to find the old lady and she will tell me that I am a dog.”

Owner: “But you will have to cross rivers, lakes, and sandy beaches.”

Mittens: “OK bye, I am going!”

Then he has to go through the pond first actually. Then he goes through the lake. Then he has to go through the sandy beach. Then he approaches the house of the old lady.

Then the old lady says, “Hello, I can tell you if you are a cat or a dog. Is that what you are here for?”

Mittens says, “Yes!”

Then the old lady says, “You are a cat!”

Mittens says, “OK, I want to be a cat now.”

Then the cat makes its way home.

Then he wants to go to his friend – the dog who thought it was a cat – and the dog Biscuits said, “Hello, I am a cat.”

Mittens said, “No, you are a dog!”

THE END

Watermelon Cheese

by Rufus, age 8, UK

Have you heard of watermelon cheese?

What is watermelon cheese?

Oh, I know what it is. It’s the thing that pumps your blood.

Wait no, that’s not right. It’s the book written by Charles Dickens.

Wait no, that’s not right. It’s … it’s … me!

The Ice Skating Penguin - Wow in the World Crossover

Welcome to a world-shattering, must-be-heard-to-be-believed crossover episode between your two favorite podcasts: Story Pirates and Wow in the World! Featuring a brand new story by a 9 year old from Pennsylvania named Alice. 

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The Ice Skating Penguin

by Alice, age 9, Pennsylvania

Once upon a time there was a family of penguins. But there, ice skating was not allowed. And one of the penguins actually liked to ice skate. They got banished. Their family was so sad that they went to find the banished penguin. As they searched it got warmer and warmer. Then they realized they were very far from home. Then just at that moment they thought they found him, but it was an evil robot! They knew somebody had to be behind this. And they knew who! Mr. Dingle Penguin Hopper! So, they head southeast and northwest and there they find...Mr. Dingle Penguin Hopper! They said...destroy all the clone robots! But, he just put the family in a cage over lava! They were very frightened! But just then...the banished penguin appeared! He said, I have come to save you all! They all cheered! But he said keep it down! They all whispered, ok! He started pulling them up one by one. They all escaped! And now they got to ice skate and lived happily ever after.

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The Walking Blanket Who Walks All The Way to the Store

by Rosie, age 5, Nebraska

Once upon a time there was a blanket and it got sprayed with living spray and came alive. Flowerman is the one who sprayed the blanket. So, Flowerman decided that he had to go to the store to buy apples, orange juice, apple juice and a new phone because his old phone died and wouldn’t come alive. So, Flowerman sent the blanket to the store. The End.

The Adventures of George and the T-Rex

by George, age 7, Virginia

The story begins when George goes back in time, and then sees a T-Rex. He checks to see if the T-Rex plays a role in time. Then they become friends, because the T-Rex is friendly, even though he's big. Then, they get in the time machine which is small, but the T-Rex fits in the seat, and George sits on his lap. And then they go forward in time, to the exact second in 2025 when George went back in time.

Then George and his parents tell the T-Rex to try eating some salad. And he likes it!

Then, they tell the T-Rex about spinning food [which is sushi on a conveyor belt] at the mall. The T-Rex RUNS there. When they get to spinning food, and the T-Rex gets in, he has to crawl. They ask if they can have a spot reserved in the mall because the T-Rex is large. They get seats in an extra-large booth. The family asks if the chefs can make sushi that is the same size of the T-Rex's mouth. They say yes, and the T-Rex gets to eat sushi and cake! He likes everything. They get some toys for the T-Rex and they go back home.

Then they order a humongous amount of pillows. They order the largest pillow in the world so it can be his pillow. And they get a bunch of blankets and a humongous couch for it to sleep on. And it's very comfortable. He lives underground so he sleeps underground where he has slides, ball pits, everything a human could want.

To be continued...

No, just kidding!

Hey T-Rex, guess what?

"WHAAAAAT?"

The End!

The Opera Contest

by Mariella, age 8, Maryland

The Opera Contest

On Wednesday, there was an opera contest. Anna went and she got the prize. Then she was the president.

The end.