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The Purple Hot Dog
by Clara, age 9, Colorado
"Riiiing!!"
"Okay kids, as your principal, it is my responsibility to make announcements. Your teacher is sick, because he took a bite out of an uncooked hot dog. So today you get a sub. Everyone say hello to Mr. Hot Dog!"
(Class) "Hello Mr. Hot Dog!"
(Mr. Hot Dog) "Actually, it's PURPLE hot dog."
(Principal) "Oh, well have fun!"
(Purple Hot Dog) "So what exactly IS this school thing?"
(Student) "Why are you a sub...?"
(Purple Hot Dog) "Actually I'm NOT a sub (like the sandwich). I'm a Purple Hot Dog!"
(Student) "Okay! Okay! We get it!"
(Different student) "Wait! Hot dog! I mean PURPLE hot dog. You look like someone has taken a bite out of you!"
(Purple Hot Dog) "Someone did!"
(Class) "Who?!"
(Purple Hot Dog) "Someone called... wait what was his name? Oh yeah! John Pantsface!"
(Class) "John Pantsface?! He's our teacher! -- Wait, are you an uncooked hot dog?"
(Purple Hot Dog) "An uncooked PURPLE hot dog."
(Police) "Mr. Hot Dog you're coming with us!"
(Purple Hot Dog) "PURPLE hot dog!"
The End!
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Nice Mouse and Grumpy Monster
by Bihaan, age 7, Canada
Joshua was eating snacks on the table. Mummy there is a monster in the microwave. Mummy opened and saw there us no monster. Joshua saw the green grumpy monster in the microwave. There was also a mouse who lived in the microwave/ They both played soccer inside. Monster kicked the ball then it hit the mouse's eye. Monster gave him a pirate eye patch. Joshua was watching the soccer match. He gave cheese to mouse and smarties to monster. Mouse was not mean. Mouse played with monster. Monster gave eye patch to mouse. Both were nice and got prizes.
Double Dare
by Edie, age 6, Tennessee
It was the witch! They bravely opened the door. And they rushed in! Peeking in, and then they walked in the door, not knowing that the witch was behind it. She grabbed the first kid! But the other two managed to escape. They came up with a plan. One of them rushed in sneakily, hid behind her cauldron, and the other hid by the door. And then, as the witch was about to drop the kid in, they put their plan into action. The one behind the cauldron popped up and then the witch was in so much shock that she fell over, dropping the first kid on the ground. The other kid, who was hiding behind the door, helped the first one out, and they all ran out, shutting the door and locking it. And they did not look back until they were home. And all the same, they never double dared each other again! The end.
Pirate and Gold
by Gavin, age 4, Colorado
This is how it really starts. We were on a ship and on that ship was a treasure box. And in that treasure box was gold. Then we dug into the dirt on the ship and we found some pirate bones and a pirate hat. And we wanted to put them together. And when we put them together and they looked like a pirate we put the hat on and the pirate came alive. And the bad guy, the ghost, was never seen again until that day. A long, long time ago they were fighting, the pirate and the ghost. The pirate found the gold that he hid. It wasn't every kind of gold. Inside was chocolate and the chocolate was so cold it lasted 300 days. And when he ate 2 pieces of chocolate, he got stronger every day. And soon, he had a really good trap that nothing can get out of except good pirates. And when he saw the ghost again he pulled the rope and trapped him. And when he trapped him, he did the same thing as the pirate and he was never seen again.
